Science and I get along great, but I went to art school instead.
I'm socially liberal.
To me cute is sexier than whatever "sexy" is supposed to be.
I'm extremely practical and level-headed but have the most bizarre imagination of just about anyone I've ever met.
I'm mellow. What's everyone so excited about anyway?
I'd like to think my interests are more geeky than I am.
I'm a writer but I'm no grammar-Nazi. I've never once gassed a typo-Jew.
My sensitive side is often masked by a thick vale of sarcasm and cynicism. This is a critical point.
I'm a sarcastic little smart mouth but the test-thingy on this site calls me a "Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer." (Onions, ogres and I have layers.)
Being introspective makes writing a self-summary easier.
There's a zero percent chance that I'll become your creepy obsessive stalker. I'm more the "axe-murderer" type.
That was just a joke. I'm not the axe-murder type either. I prefer chainsaws.
If you're dumb, we can't have a relationship. If you're roughly average, it would be really, really hard. (Welcome to the apex of my arrogance. Can you see your house from here? Relax girl, there's plenty of modesty in other areas.)
I believe nice, sweet, compassionate girls deserve back massages.
Caffeine is my Jesus.
If I've made a typo in this and you feel like telling me, do it so I can fix it.
This profile also contains more intellectual-blahthity-blah than I normally go around spitting out.
I go from being a total perfectionist to a completely laid-back slacker.
I shower twice a day. Yum! I'm minty-fresh!
I often find myself torn between compassion and disdain for the human race. Think of a less-talented Kurt Vonnegut and you'll begin to get me.
When I make a friend, it's usually for life.
Black is my favorite color.
I'm good at fixing stuff and hate leaving things broken. As gay as it sounds, that sometimes includes people. But no, I'm not really looking for a fixer-upper.
I've fired an AK 47. Why yes, it was fucking awesome.
I can fix your computer unless it's a mac.
I don't think confidence makes a woman sexier. I think women usually think confident men are sexy and assume men feel that way about them. Not true for me.
If you try to control me, I'll make fun of you. If you laugh about it then, we'll be cool.
I believe the most creative/artistic people don't usually dress that way. They don't have to.
If you claim to hate boring people, please define "boring people" to me. If boring includes lazy days, quiet intellectual conversation, picnics, tree climbing or sometimes just sitting around watching a movie, then I don't wanna be exciting.
I suck at spelling and earthbound automotive-navigation.
Parking is the bane of my existence.
I'm very serious about atheism AND I'm still laughing at it. Why would those things be mutually exclusive?
Very rarely am I competitive. When I am it's usually about out doing myself rather than other people.
I believe in ghosts. Long story.
If I think you're wrong, I'll have to tell you. I hope you can respect that.
I heart nonconformists. However, if you have a colossal lip/nose ring subtract forty two hotness points.
I don't seek confrontation. Or run from it.
Society's binary notion of gender roles amuses me. I either watch football or I'm a fag? Niggah, please!
I don't enjoy driving. I enjoy it less when I'm drinking.
I support NFOFD. (No Farts On First Dates) Donate today!
I don't believe "everything happens for a reason." I believe things happen when we make them happen. Do you really believe you aren't where you are today because of the choices you've made?
I'm a gamer. You're not required to watch me play video games or obligated to listen to me talk about them. (that'd be lame of me) You do, however, need to respect the fact that I prefer to have my mind challenged rather than watch the latest "Dancing With The Stars" marathon.
You should also grasp the irony that my geeky hobbies are less socially acceptable than listening to David Hasselhoff's opinion as to whether or not someone's got talent. (Catch both levels of irony there? If we were playing Irony-Scrabble, that would have been a Double Word Score.)
I'm really pretty nice. Much nicer in person than in internet text. Especially that last paragraph. Sorry :)
I am pretty smart, quirkier than you, and inept at proofreadin