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HeyItsMax

27 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just reactivated this thing because New York is dumb.

I like to tell stories. I ride my bike a lot. I'm always hungry. I can grow a beard in a week. I was a camp counselor for a million summers. I play a made-up sport on Sunday afternoons in Prospect Park. I really hate mayonnaise. I really love scary stories. I try to make things good and make good things.

But really, I just want someone to play Spaceteam with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a founding member of a theater company whose name comes from an old Nickelodeon gameshow.

I teach playwriting to undergraduate drama students at NYU.

I teach theater at a charter high school in Brooklyn.

Sometimes I sit at home in my undies and make websites for people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Napping, pratfalls, talking passionately about things, making sandwiches, eating sandwiches, Minesweeper, endlessly kicking myself for embarrassing moments from my recent and not-so-recent past, flip cup, memorizing things, crossword puzzles, keeping my computer desktop really organized, articulating how I feel about things over the internet.

For balance, here are some things I'm bad at:
Talking on the phone, pretending to like things that I don't like, juggling, riding my bike with no hands, getting to work when I should be getting to work, singing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This question is BORING so I'm going to answer a different one.

Q: What's the best Juicy Juice flavor?
A: Berry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Like pretty much every human being in America, I'm mourning the end of Breaking Bad (what a fairly flawless finale!) and I'm tearing through the ASOIAF books (in the midst of A Dance With Dragons).

Picking favorites is hard but if I had to:
-Infinite Jest (book)
-The Graduate (movie)
-Six Feet Under (show)
-Neil Young (music)
-The Salty Honey Pie from 4 + 20 Blackbirds (food)

If you asked me this question when I was in 7th grade, I would have said:
-Maniac Magee (book)
-Empire Records (movie)
-The Simpsons (show)
-The Red Hot Chili Peppers (music)
-My bubby's noodle kugel (food)

There are so many more things I like, though. So many more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Podcasts
2. Seltzer
3. My bike
4. Sandwiches
5. Good pillows
6. BoltBus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe, "art", how did I get this subscription to Time Out NY?, how will I get on The Amazing Race, scary stuff, fonts, optimal laundry-doing times, HOW DID BRUCE WAYNE GET BACK TO GOTHAM???, I wish I could sing really well, how much time it will take to get to where I need to go, who is writing all the Craigslist missed connections, WHERE IS ALL MY MONEY??, events from my past, the last episode of Breaking Bad, Vietnamese sandwiches, how to get my pillow to stay cold on one side always, "big art", movies that have time travel in them, mumblecore, Louis Theroux, autobiographical graphic novels, David Berman, rollercoasters, Neil DeGrasse Tyson's twitter feed, should I eat in or order out?, how cool and weird it is that we all exist, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'd be happy if all my Friday nights resembled Elisabeth Shue's in the movie "Adventures in Babysitting."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5zfNhfOklQ
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know all the words to every song from Les Miserables. Also, I have an unhealthy Popeye's addiction.

There. Two things.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a cool, honest-to-goodness connection with another human being. You're a goofball who can be serious. You enjoy a good fart joke. You laugh easily, often, and out loud. You like sharing the things you love with people you care about. You can teach me something weird. You can teach me something useful. You can sing the Eagles' fight song.

Bonus points if the idea of all-you-can-eat gourmet tacos doesn't gross you out.