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HeyThereSF

35 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Update: The Crimer jokes have been met by the ladies of San Francisco with a mixture of fear, confusion and indifference. Oh well.

CRIMER: (on rooftop) (turns to camera) Im do crimes... (puts on sunglasses) allthe Times

DETETCIVE: We knowyu dide all them crimes.Youcant nowher to turn, Crimer! CRIMER: Im not did them crimes. (turns to camera) Im did all them

HOTBABE: Heye whats Yorname ? CRIMER: Names is Crimer .Ido crimes. HOTBABE: You is have Sexeymusles ! CRIMER: Heybabe thatsjus me... Crimer

Now if you don't find Crimer hilarious probably best to just move on....

I just want to meet in person, I'll do my chatting then, I'm not so charming online.

Oh, and I'm Irish, if that helps...
What I’m doing with my life
Im do crimes.....allthe times
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
All that crimer stuff is funny to you, and you would actually like to go out somewhere rather than endlessly email.