Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update: The Crimer jokes have been met by the ladies of San
Francisco with a mixture of fear, confusion and indifference. Oh
CRIMER: (on rooftop) (turns to camera) Im do crimes... (puts on
sunglasses) allthe Times
DETETCIVE: We knowyu dide all them crimes.Youcant nowher to turn,
Crimer! CRIMER: Im not did them crimes. (turns to camera) Im did
HOTBABE: Heye whats Yorname ? CRIMER: Names is Crimer .Ido crimes.
HOTBABE: You is have Sexeymusles ! CRIMER: Heybabe thatsjus me...
Now if you don't find Crimer hilarious probably best to just move
I just want to meet in person, I'll do my chatting then, I'm not so
Oh, and I'm Irish, if that helps...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Im do crimes.....allthe times
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
All that crimer stuff is funny to you, and you would actually like
to go out somewhere rather than endlessly email.
Who are you looking for?
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