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HeyThereSF

35 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update: The Crimer jokes have been met by the ladies of San Francisco with a mixture of fear, confusion and indifference. Oh well.

CRIMER: (on rooftop) (turns to camera) Im do crimes... (puts on sunglasses) allthe Times

DETETCIVE: We knowyu dide all them crimes.Youcant nowher to turn, Crimer! CRIMER: Im not did them crimes. (turns to camera) Im did all them

HOTBABE: Heye whats Yorname ? CRIMER: Names is Crimer .Ido crimes. HOTBABE: You is have Sexeymusles ! CRIMER: Heybabe thatsjus me... Crimer

Now if you don't find Crimer hilarious probably best to just move on....

I just want to meet in person, I'll do my chatting then, I'm not so charming online.

Oh, and I'm Irish, if that helps...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Im do crimes.....allthe times
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
crimes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Crimes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Crimer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Crimes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crimin'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I did allthecrimes
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
All that crimer stuff is funny to you, and you would actually like to go out somewhere rather than endlessly email.