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My self-summary
My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

When I look around my room at all the things I bought when I was drunk, I think to myself, 'Man, I wish I was drunk.'

Sometimes I'm a health nut, which probably comes from my rowing days. Is it weird that I prefer sparkling apple cider to champagne?

Friends describe me as someone who never gets angry and as exceptionally nerdy/goofy.

I was also the inspiration for hit movie, The Gladiator.

I once ran a mile in under six seconds.

About half of these things are true.
What I’m doing with my life
Climbing tons of rocks, I mean about three times a week. Not going to lie, if we were to date, I'm probably going to drag you to a climbing wall or four.

Also, I'm a web developer.
I’m really good at
Putting THE FINAL COUNTDOWN in your head.

Making up phrases that sound like Spanish, e.g. "Sometimes I'm kinda a 'flower de wallio'".
The first things people usually notice about me
The tags on my sunglasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
We need to leave something to talk about on first our date...can't just hand over the keys to my heart, which are mostly food/restaurant related.
The six things I could never do without
Rock climbing
Drinks outside
Water bottle
Arbitrary lists
My pristine counting skills
Good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Projects/random thoughts, e.g.
'In the next life, will I believe in reincarnation?'

'Would people like me more if I were a giraffe?'
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends at a hole-in-the-wall restaurant, someone was raving about, which has paint falling off the walls and a fantastic green sauce.

Giving my ID card to the border guard.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It wasn't a full mile.

I'm part of a movement to introduce "spangled" into the common lexicon.
You should message me if
-you need a belay partner.
-you enjoy sarcasm spangled conversation
-in the future, if you might say yes, if I asked you to "go steady."
-you like me, knowing that I'm not a giraffe
-if for a first date you would jump into a ball pit with me.