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28 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 17
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
My name is Happy and I like to party! I'm a professional cook and I'm damn good, but I'm always open to learn. Because I'm a cook I have a wonky schedule which makes it hard to find time to meet new people. I like my music loud enough I can't here myself sing, which I do while driving, in the shower, or at karaoke. I improvise lyrics when I can, but only when I'm not thinking about it. I enjoy quietly watching good movies and making fun of shitty movies. I will devour a good book like a drug. My pastimes recently have been mostly going on short day hikes or fishing trips, reading, and cooking. I'd like to spend all my time either camping in the woods, out on the boat cruising the lake, or at concerts, but since work is a thing, I make due by binging Netflix, the internet and video games sometimes during the week. I make those around me happy, though I'm not always outgoing at first. I have a great large family and lots of awesome friends. I'll always lend a listening ear and a good conversation. I'm not good at telling jokes though I always seem make people laugh... I love the PSW and probably would live here forever...or Norway...or Germany.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently working as a cook in a kitchen, but there isn't enough money for my goals of travel, owning a house, and doing something that really helps people, not just being a cook for chump change. I will be going back to school soon to get a degree in ASL interpreting, just like Napoleon Dynamite.

And dancing like a gypsy punk!
I’m really good at
Helping others
Holding my liquor
Making people laugh
Dancing like a white dude
Building snowmen
Making playlists
The first things people usually notice about me
My name and sarcastic sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Ham on Rye, The Giver, works by C.S. Lewis, H.P. Lovecraft, and J.R.R. Tolkien. I like lots of Poetry, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and good graphic novels like The Watchmen.

Movies: Four Rooms, Walk Hard, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pi, The Music Man, Army of Darkness, The Transformers: The Movie (1986), Happy Gilmore, The Room, O Brother Where Art Thou, This is Spinal Tap, Willow, The Dark Knight, Predator, V for Vendetta, The Avengers, A Clockwork Orange.

T.V: Star Trek, Adult Swim, Twilight Zone, Shark Week, Family Guy, The League, Game of Thrones, abd stand up comedy specials on Netflix.

Music: Gogol Bordello, Tune Yards, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Pepper, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Deadmau5, St. Vincent, The Mars Volta, Beirut, Andrew Bird, Major Lazer, Ween, The Arctic Monkeys, Nero, The Decemberists, Frank Sinatra, Die Antwoord...pretty much anything!

I listen to a LOT of music and all different kinds, except most dirty south, polka, and kid covers of pop songs. But to be fair I guess I haven't really given them a shot.
The six things I could never do without
literally? I'd have to put:
My mind

Live Music
My Family
My Friends (second family)
Lemon Meringue Pie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I wrote a book about my life would anyone want to read it? Would I want to read it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I am in the kitchen business, so my weekends are usually Mondays and Tuesdays. On my days off I will be outside either: camping, fishing, hiking, swimming, boating, or bar hopping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time I took my underwear off without taking my pants off...seriously!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
-You want to travel around the PNW and check out all the cool stuff there is to do here.
-You want to go get a drink, play some bar games and get to know each other.
-You'd like to go see a good play or concert, or can recommend sine music for me to check out.
-You like to look at funny shit and cat videos on the internet.
-you like to get high, get comfy, and watch movies or play video or board games.
-You just need to talk to someone.
-You will be forward and bluntly honest and would like the same in return.