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27 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I came here to fuck shit up! My name is Happy and I like to party! You can find me rockin out on my keyboard or accordion when I can. I like my music loud enough I can't here myself sing, which I do while driving, in the shower, or at karaoke. I improvise lyrics when I can, but only when I'm not thinking about it. I enjoy quietly watching good movies and making fun of shitty movies. I will devour a good book like a drug. Example: Finished The Hunger Games trilogy in 2 days. Pulled an all nighter for Fear and Loathing. I called in sick to work plus didn't sleep for two days to finish the last two Harry Potter books. My pastimes recently have been mostly hanging with friends at a bar, singing karaoke, and playing bar games. I'd like to spend all my time either camping in the woods, out on the boat cruising the lake, or at concerts, but since work is a thing I make due by binging Netflix, the internet and video games. I make those around me happy, though I'm not always outgoing at first. I have a great large family and lots of awesome friends. I'll always lend a listening ear and a good conversation. I'm not good at telling jokes though I always seem make people laugh... I love the PSW and probably would live here forever...or Norway...or Germany.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently working as a cook in a kitchen, but there isn't enough money for my goals of travel, owning a house, and doing something really helps people, not just by cooking for chump change. I will be going back to school soon to get a degree in ASL interpreting, just like Napoleon Dynamite.

And dancing like a gypsy punk!
I’m really good at
Helping others
Holding my liquor
Making people laugh
Dancing like a white dude
Building snowman
Making playlists
The first things people usually notice about me
My name and sarcastic sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Ham on Rye, The Giver, books by C.S. Lewis, Poetry, Great and Loathing in Las Vegas, graphic novels.

Movies: Four Rooms, Walk Hard, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pi, The Music Man, Army of Darkness, The Transformers: The Movie (1986), Happy Gilmore, The Room, O Brother Where Art Thou, This is Spinal Tap, Willow, The Dark Knight, Predator, V for Vendetta, The Avengers, A Clockwork Orange.

T.V: Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Adult Swim, Twilight Zone, Shark Week, Family Guy, South Park, Archer, The League, Game of Thrones.

Music: Gogol Bordello, Tune Yards, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Pepper, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Deadmau5, St. Vincent, The Mars Volta, Beirut, Andrew Bird, Major Lazer, Ween, The Arctic Monkeys, Nero, The Decemberists, Frank Sinatra, Die Antwoord...

I listen to a LOT of music and all different kinds, except maybe dirty south, polka, and kid covers of pop songs.
The six things I could never do without
literally? I'd have to put:
My mind

Live Music
My Family
My Friends (second family)
Lemon Meringue Pie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I wrote a book about my life would anyone want to read it? Would I want to read it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Soon I will be camping on the weekends, now it's usually bar hopping in cap hill, getting white girl wasted, or trying to get a party to go out to a cabin. Now I'll also be spending the days trying to meet people on this app.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time I took my underwear of without taking my pants off.

I pretended to cry at my father's funeral.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
When a good song comes on during a movie you also like to get up and dance!
You want to go hiking or camping and lakes. That's what the PNW is for!!!
You want to go get a drink, play some bar game and get to know each other.
You'd like to go see a good play or concert.
You like to look at funny and weird shit on the internet.
you like to get high, eat junk food, get comfy, and watch movies and play games.
You just need to talk to someone.
You will be bluntly honest and would like the same in return.
I'm not interested in sending unsolicited dick pics...that's just weird that I have to state that...