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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 24
Hispanic / Latin, White
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Icelandic (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm unapologetically beardly.

Well in case you couldn't tell by my Screen name, my name is in fact Marco. Yes, just like Marco Polo but without the Polo...sans Polo...

I am who I am and I march to the beat of my own drum. I live my life according to whatever makes me happy and that's about it. I've been around the world, quite literally, and back again. I've lived in Europe, the Middle East, Australia, and New Zealand but I've never seen the West Coast. I know enough in a hand full of languages to get myself into trouble but not nearly enough to get myself out. I love adventures, I love lazy days, but most of all I love the little things. The little things are what make life special.

I have 3 main passions in my life: My Dog, Craft Beer, and Bicycles. If you're down with any of these things then we'll probably get along just fine.

I'm not here for random hookups or for a "friend with benefits." I am however down to meet any like-minded, almost like-minded, or even just interesting people. Lets have a new adventure or just trade stories over a beer or coffee. Whatever happens after that happens. I am open to all possibilities.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working to get established in the brewing industry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at myself and at things that no one else finds funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos. Apparently most people who meet me and don't see my tattoos right away don't expect me to have as many as I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Errr...hmm. This is pretty tough actually.
Books: Hitch-hiker's guide to the Galaxy, Captain Blood, Scaramouche, The Count of Monte Cristo, and Master & Commander. I'm a sucker for good story-telling. I'm pretty much down with adventure for the most part but I also read a great deal of non-fiction.

Movies: Kingdom of Heaven, Equilibrium, Shawshank Redemption, Love Actually, and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. Like I said, it comes down to story-telling. I'm not too terribly picky though. If a movie has entertained me then it's done its job.

Shows: When it comes to shows, I love animated things or shows that make me laugh. Archer, Boondocks, Futurama, Adventure Time, White Collar, Lie to Me, Fringe, The Mentalist, and Dexter. (There are so many more though)

Music: Everything. Seriously, it just depends on my mood.

Food: Mmmm...Bacon.....oh and cheese! Bacon and cheese together. Yeah....sweet potatoes? Yeah I like those too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog...he's pretty rad. You'd like him too.
Almond Milk
Sweet Potatoes
Good times with great people.
I know that's not six things but whatever. I do what I want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World Domination...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring, adventuring, or just watching Netflix with my dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do enjoy a good cuddle... >_>
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You'd like to watch bad movies with me.
-You'd like to discuss the merits of bacon and bacon-related things.
-You think I would look devilishly handsome with a monocle, handlebar mustache, and bowler hat.
-if you think that you may be the Bonny to my Clyde.
-You're NOT Batshit-crazy
Mainly...if you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down. ya' dig?