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27 Kansas City, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Icelandic (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm unapologetically beardly.

Well in case you couldn't tell by my Screen name, my name is in fact Marco. Yes, just like Marco Polo but without the Polo...Sans the French in France would say. (Kudos to whoever knows the reference)

I like to think of myself as a pretty laid back guy who marches to the beat of his own drum. I live my life according to whatever makes me happy and that's about it. I've been around the world, quite literally, and back again. I've lived in Europe, the Middle East, Australia, and New Zealand but I've never seen the West Coast. I know enough in a hand full of languages to get myself into trouble but not nearly enough to get myself out. I love adventures, I love lazy days, but most of all I love all the little things. The little things make life special.

I have 3 major passions that no one could ever interfere with: My Dog, Craft Beer, and Bicycles. If you're down with any of these things then we'll probably get along just fine.

I'm not here for random hookups or for a "friend with benefits." I am however, down to meet any like-minded, almost like-minded, or even just interesting people. Lets have a new adventure or just trade stories over a beer or coffee. Whatever happens after that happens. I am open to all possibilities.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've worked in both the civil engineering and communications fields but now I'm working to get established in the brewing industry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at myself and at things that no one else finds funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos. Apparently most people who meet me and don't see my tattoos right away don't expect me to have as many as I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Errr...hmm. This is pretty tough actually.
Books: Hitch-hiker's guide to the Galaxy, Captain Blood, Scaramouche, The Count of Monte Cristo, Master and Commander. I'm pretty much down with adventure but I also read a great deal of non-fiction.

Movies: Kingdom of Heaven, Equilibrium, Shawshank Redemption, Love Actually, and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. I'm just a huge fan of good story-telling. I'm not too terribly picky though. If a movie has entertained me then it's done its job.

Shows:Again...story-telling. Though when it comes to shows, I love things that make me laugh. Archer, Boondocks, Futurama, Adventure Time, White Collar, Lie to Me, Fringe, The Mentalist, and Dexter. (There are so many more though)

Music: Everything. Seriously, it just depends on my mood.

Food: Mmmm...Bacon...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog...he's pretty rad. You'd like him too.
Almond Milk
Sweet Potatoes
Good times with great people.
I know that's not six things but whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World Domination...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring, adventuring, or just watching Netflix with my dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do enjoy a good cuddle... >_>
You should message me if
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-You'd like to watch bad movies with me.
-You'd like to discuss the merits of bacon and bacon-related things.
-You think I would look devilishly handsome with a handlebar mustache and bowler hat.
-You're NOT Batshit-crazy
Mainly...if you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down. ya' dig?
Honestly, if you're interested in getting to know me and not forcing anything right out of the gate that would be great. Let's talk over a cup of coffee or beer. Life just isn't that hard. :)

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