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30 M Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:44am
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Not at all
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
I'm a billionaire tycoon playboy who men want to be, and women want to be with. I am 6' 5", 225 lbs and needed to have some bones removed in order to accommodate all my muscle. I am a rugged loner that loves with such raw intensity that flammable objects spontaneously ignite. I have a wit of such scathing insight that I would not have been out of place at the Algonquin Round Table. I am an expert in all things stereotypically masculine, yet surprisingly sensitive. I was educated at Harvard and I got an A.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm eating my roommate's leftovers at 2:47am and I don't know what it is because I'm not wearing my glasses.
I’m really good at
Not being a crazy 9/11 conspiracy theorist.
The first things people usually notice about me
We grew up in the nineties so all we wanna do is smoke cigarettes, fuck and eat Fruit By the Foot. Who cares.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I only watch classic movies and listen to super underground music that you've probably never heard of.

I read the dictionary for fun and think about math all the time.

The only food I eat is organic/gluten free/local grown/grass fed/vegan food from my local co-op. And bacon.
The six things I could never do without
1. Yoncé
2. Wikipedia
3. A car
4. Google Maps
5. Scissors and comb
6. Facebook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wondering if the Wu-tang has room for an Eric in their clan.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor and I really hope my roommate doesn't walk in right now.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I wish you would step back from this app my friend. You could cut ties with all the guys that you've been messagin'. And, if you want to make out with me instead, I would underSTAAAAAAND.

Note: As a test I'm gonna show up at our first date wearing flip flops and cargo shorts and if you're worth dating you'll know to slap me right in the goddam face.

Also if you don't wanna make out but you DO need a dope haircut, message me.