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I am odd, a smartass, and easily bored

Heywood8614

22 / m / straight / Single

Oakland, New Jersey, United States

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Ethnicity Hispanic / Latin, White

Height 5' 9" (1.75m).

Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating

Smokes No

Drinks Often

Drugs Never

Religion Other and somewhat serious about it

Sign Aries and it's fun to think about

Education Working on college/university

Job Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev

Income N/A

Kids Likes children

Pets Dislikes dogs and Owns cats

Languages English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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Hello, my name is Dan and I'm a Boxer man

I like computers, games, my friends, girls, cartoons. I am a huge fan of Disney and Pixar movies. I'm a child at heart. I could waste all day laying around and watching looney tunes. So I'm a Dork. A Computer geek. A Gamer.

I'm a workaholic. I'm a conservative and proud. I read a lot on politics. It's one of the few things I take seriously. I don't do drugs. I have no problem with having fun, just stupid people annoy me.

I'm always trying to be my best. I take it very hard when I fail at something. I'm a very outgoing person and will literally try anything at least once. I will randomly laugh as I relate something happing to me right now to a tv show or movie.

To me, just being able to hold a conversation is the biggest thing. I often go out solo and end the night with a group of people around me as we are talking. So the biggest thing I look for in a person is if they can carry on a conversation.

Then after just being able to talk to someone, next would be just a woman with curves. Women are supposed to have curves right? I'm starting to get tired of those stick figures every where i look. Granted that might sound a little shallow. And i'm not going to automatically reject any sticks nor do i find them disgusting. I just find it rather humorous that this is the only country where people that skinny are portrayed with so much beauty. Believe it or not, there are places that when a man is seen with a woman that skinny, he is looked down upon in society because he is unable to properly feed her.

I try to keep myself well informed and educated. I'm hoping for someone that, not only is willing to learn, But could teach me something and bring new experiences to my world. I'm very passionate about learning and questioning what I learn. I enjoy the knowledge I gain through various ways and it fuels my need for conversation and debate. The difficult thing is finding someone who enjoys both the constant learning and intelligent conversations.

My religion is stated as other. That other is Deism. If you want to talk about it, look it up first. Then I will gladly talk about it with you.

Wait long enough and people will surprise and impress you. When you’re pissed off at somebody and you’re angry at them, you just haven’t given them enough time. Just give them a little more time and they’ll almost always impress you.

My Awards tend to have pegged me correctly. Some people get upset when they see their awards not realizing that it's them.

I donate blood as often as I can. Not only is it a great thing to do, but it's also a free blood test. I like making sure I'm in good health.

If I'm not the one for you. Here's one of my best friends. He's very creative to say the least. itswhoyouknow Great guy, i've known him for years. Or try jedistudent16 Bit of a geek, but still a good guy.

What I'm doing with my life

For the most part, I'm still trying to figure out.
Though in the mean time, I work for marketstar along with doing various odd jobs doing either computer repair, consulting or web design. I have decided to go back to school and continue working on my degree and other certifications. I am also a part of a non for profit organization which raises money for various charities and local children in need.
Any career ideas are welcome.

I'm really good at

Computers, Computer repair, Video games, Biting, along with too much random knowledge. If I can find a girl who could beat me at a game, I'd be impressed.

Not to mention, as this just came to mind, I speak very openly about things i feel and I am willing to argue for what I feel is right. I question just about everything. I always want to learn more.

My latin blood does boil in me on the dance floor. Give me a good salsa beat with a partner who can follow my fast paced lead and I can dance circles around most others. And am always willing to learn more ways of dancing. Just avoid that ghetto garbage. I said dance not bob up and down or fucking on the floor. Dancing is supposed to be suave, seductive and passionate. Let's try to avoid those ghetto tunes. Give me a girl that can dance for hours. I can move my hips, You better be able to as well.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

Yea, I'm a freak and a dork. Very Dark eyes. A guy with an ass.

I'm a smartass. But As I often say, It's better to be a smartass than a dumbass.... But good thing i have a great ass. Some tend to view me as being very critical of people. I tend to look for the best in people. I do not understand why some people are actually willing to do things which makes them look worse. Things that range from just hanging out with a horrible group of people to poor use of language.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Umm The Princess Bride, The seekers, Zombie survivial guide, World War Z, Catcher in the Rye, anything from Dan Brown, Chesapeake and some of James A. Michener's other works. Oh and Twain's short stories. Esp, The Diary of Adam and Eve.

Movies: Princess Bride, Monsters inc., Incredibles, Rocky Horror, anything done by mel brooks. Most pixar movies and many disney movies.

TV: Scrubs, Family guy, South park, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, King of the hill, A haunting, most things on discovery and History channel.

Music: Billy joel, beatles, queen, Tom Petty, Cure, Cars, ACDC, Iron Maiden, Black sabbath, Frank Sinatra, Electric lights orchestra

Foods: meat meat meat and probably meat. I love eating, I enjoy cooking. I cannot stand those women that will go out to a nice restaurant and order a small salad while i'm scarfing down an appetizer with a big meal of my own. then dessert. Eat people eat. It isn't that hard. Just be willing to try new food.

The six things I could never do without

Avoiding the basic needs of survival which I will assume are a given. These are just things that make my life easier or less boring.

My computer - Keeps me in touch with friends. Does just about everything and I love playing video games.

My cell phone - I'm a text whore.

My Car - Too damn lazy to walk places.

Meat - I love cooking and a dead animal almost always tastes great.

Girls - Ummm well granted, Women are the cause of 98% of all my headaches, are on the top of my annoyance list. Ignoring the reproductive needs. They generally offer up decent conversation.

Stress - With out stress, How will you ever know just how far you can be pushed and how will you ever be able to relax if you aren't stressed you must always be relaxed. < Run on sentence.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What, if anything, i will accomplish in my life. Hoping that I will be remembered well. Or remembered at all. Doesn't matter what they say about me so long as they talk about me. Where my career path will lead and how my family is going to be. Who will be with me through out my life and at my death.

Though on the lighter side of things, Feeding my inner child and Girls dominate most of my mind. Food is always an important thing and i'm always wondering how i should prepare my next meal.
I try to balance Work and Games as well. Though the latter tends to have more of my time of the two. Keeping myself relaxed.

On a typical Friday night I am

The two things I spend most of my free time on are on two ends of the social spectrum. I still enjoy video games and I love going to the bar. Depending on the day; I will either relax by myself, play video games for a bit and zone out to relax, Or, I would go to the bar and be a social butterfly, shooting pool and enjoying every conversation i can find.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

Affection and conversation, two of my weaknesses.

You should message me if

Just want to chat.
You want to learn something.
Would actually like to hang out.
You wonder what a guy with an ass looks like.
You want to argue or debate just about anything.
You sleep as little as I do or find yourself up at strange hours.
You are a female gamer. Gamer chicks are so hot.
You enjoy dressing in costume.
You are outgoing.

Do not message me if you use drugs. If you are willing to stop, that's a different story and i'll gladly help on that end.

Hippies, vegans, vegetarians, socialists, communists need not apply

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