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HiFiSquirrel

29 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

My self-summary

Joel Barish + Philip J. Fry + Guybrush Threepwood + Charlie Pace + Korben Dallas + Howard Moon + Andy Dywer

What I’m doing with my life

Currently I spend my days at work as a mild-mannered artist, dealing with clients requests and constant changes. But at night I am saving the streets of NYC from evil, danger, and hooligans. And wearing a super awesome cape!

I’m really good at

Quoting the Simpsons and Seinfeld. Telling really corny jokes. And traveling between time and space. If you'd like to see the future of the world, let me know. But be warned... it gets pretty dicey after 2132.

I've also gotten pretty good at laughing at the worst possible moments. The giggle-loop is an unstoppable force.

The first things people usually notice about me

That I'm not actually a squirrel. Surprising, I know!

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Music: The White Stripes, The Strokes, The Black Keys, Beatles, Hives, Beck, Dandy Warhols, Elliott Smith, Ratatat, BRMC, Eels, Delta Spirit, Franz Ferdinand, Goldfrapp, Interpol, Johnny Cash, LCD Soundsystem, Little Joy, Raconteurs, Ramons, Weezer, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Shows: Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Futurama, Breaking Bad, Mighty Boosh, Mythbusters, Dexter, Fringe, Always Sunny, Star Trek, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Stella, The Office, Firefly, Arrested Development, Mad Men, Community, Parks and Rec, An Idiot Abroad (or anything with Karl Pilkington), IT Crowd, Venture Bros

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Three Amigos, The Matrix, 28 Days Later, Indiana Jones, Donnie Darko, Mystery Men, Wizard of Oz, Star Wars,

Food: Chipotle

The six things I could never do without

Macbook
Pens
Pillows
Chipotle
Reddit
My Mom

I spend a lot of time thinking about

If teleportation were invented, would I use it? My initial thought is, of course! But when I think more about it, the logistics worry me. I have a fear that if we were to teleport ourselves, the original of us would be destroyed, and a copy would be generated with the same memories. Then again, if there were a clone of me and we both shared the exact same memories, how could I be sure that I was the REAL me and not the clone?

You might say, "Well obviously you'd know you were you, because you'd remember!" But the clone would have the SAME memories and would therefore think HE was real. It's not as simple as you think, and so I am wary to risk the chance of having to kill my clone before he kills me.

Finding a way to safely travel at the speed of light would be a better alternative, I believe.

I also spent a great deal of time thinking about pants. My major question being: "Is there a name for pant legs?" I've just been calling them 'pant legs', but then why do shirts get 'sleeves'? It seems unfair to give a name to 'sleeves' but not pant legs. We don't call them 'shirt arms'... so why are we stuck with 'pant legs'? Also, is the cuff of the pants still called the 'cuff', or does 'cuff' only apply to sleeves? If so... pants are really getting the shaft.

On a typical Friday night I am

finding the perfect movie on netflix and forcing my cat to sit next to me and accept my petting.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I'm scared of the dark. I still do a quick run back to my room from the bathroom in the middle of the night. You just know the one time I try to act tough and walk is when those monsters are going to get me.

You should message me if

You are sick of having to pretend to be something you're not. I welcome and encourage whatever makes someone happy. Be it mundane, quirky, or taboo. Just be yourself and I'll accept you for you. I'm not looking for someone who tries to be someone their not.

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English