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HiImCaleb

33 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
even-keeled.
blunt.
intensely picky (ironically, probably).
I love baseball, snow, snowboarding, beaches, travel.
I like good beer, good whiskey, and good tequila.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it.
Professionally I'm in consulting (financial services / capital markets).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
rock/paper/scissors,
making irrelevant observations,
giving shitty answers to these questions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-McSweeney's.

-Spaceballs.

-Basically, I like the shows that everyone seems to like and feel cool for liking: the wire, breaking bad, the sopranos, mad men, south park, arrested development, always sunny, and simpsons episodes from the 90's.

-music: Pearl Jam. Queens of the Stone Age. Them Crooked Vultures. Reasonable Doubt-era Jay-z.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-family
-music
-my legs (for their functionality, not their sexiness)
-sunny and 75
-snow (for snowboarding purposes)
-jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Any next big steps and how to make them.
-Big ideas and why I don't have one at any given time.
-Food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hungry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was in the 5th grade, I split the seat of my pants in school one morning. I was too embarrassed to say anything to anyone, so I just held a book over my ass whenever I had to walk anywhere for the rest of the day. Obviously, people saw through the charade pretty quickly.
(And no, I wasn't a fat kid. Old pants, probably.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can take it as well as dish it out; you have some focus/ambition/motivation as it relates to your life and career; you don't take yourself too seriously unless it's absolutely necessary (I've mastered this).