even-keeled.
blunt.
intensely picky (ironically, probably).
I love baseball, snow, snowboarding, beaches, travel.
I like good beer, good whiskey, and good tequila.

Enjoying it.
Laughing a lot (and I don't mean that endearingly, I laugh at a lot of dumb shit).
Professionally I'm in consulting (financial services / capital markets).

rock/paper/scissors,
living / eating healthy*,
Offering opinions (often unwanted),
not sitting still,
making irrelevant observations,
giving shitty answers to these questions.

*mostly...see below.

-Wish I could say I read more (more time to spare would help).
So I read McSweeney's.

-It's a lengthy list of movies, so...Spaceballs.

-1: the wire. the rest: mad men, breaking bad, south park, arrested development, always sunny, and simpsons episodes from the 90's. Parks & rec is a winner, too.

-music: Pearl Jam. Them Crooked Vultures. Reasonable Doubt-era Jay-z.

-I eat very healthily, but I like food. All of it. Which probably necessitates the healthy eating habits.

-family
-music
-my legs (for their functionality, not their sexiness)
-sunny and 75
-snow (for snowboarding purposes)
-jokes

-Any next big steps and how to make them.
-Big ideas and why I don't have one at any given time.
-Food.

Out. Or in.

When I was in the 5th grade, I split the seat of my pants in school one morning. I was too embarrassed to say anything to anyone, so I just held a book over my ass whenever I had to walk anywhere for the rest of the day. Obviously, people saw through the charade pretty quickly.
(And no, I wasn't a fat kid. Old pants, probably.)

You like sarcasm and off-color humor; you genuinely appreciate a door being held for you; you have focus/ambition/motivation as it relates to your life and career; you don't take yourself too seriously unless it's absolutely necessary (I believe I've mastered this); I got you to crack a smile at any point in the last 90 seconds or so.