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HiImCaleb

32 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
even-keeled.
blunt.
intensely picky (ironically, probably).
I love baseball, snow, snowboarding, beaches, travel.
I like good beer, good whiskey, and good tequila.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it.
Professionally I'm in consulting (financial services / capital markets).
I’m really good at
rock/paper/scissors,
making irrelevant observations,
giving shitty answers to these questions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-McSweeney's.

-Spaceballs.

-Basically, I like the shows that everyone seems to like and feel cool for liking: the wire, breaking bad, the sopranos, mad men, south park, arrested development, always sunny, and simpsons episodes from the 90's.

-music: Pearl Jam. Queens of the Stone Age. Them Crooked Vultures. Reasonable Doubt-era Jay-z.
The six things I could never do without
-family
-music
-my legs (for their functionality, not their sexiness)
-sunny and 75
-snow (for snowboarding purposes)
-jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Any next big steps and how to make them.
-Big ideas and why I don't have one at any given time.
-Food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was in the 5th grade, I split the seat of my pants in school one morning. I was too embarrassed to say anything to anyone, so I just held a book over my ass whenever I had to walk anywhere for the rest of the day. Obviously, people saw through the charade pretty quickly.
(And no, I wasn't a fat kid. Old pants, probably.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can take it as well as dish it out; you have some focus/ambition/motivation as it relates to your life and career; you don't take yourself too seriously unless it's absolutely necessary (I've mastered this).