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Hi_IM_Willi

23 Gainesville, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–24
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm William.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time at a group home, taking care of people who are developmentally disabled.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing and stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall and awkward
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Harry Potter series, Ian McEwan's "Atonement", William Golding's "Lord of the Flies", Margaret Atwood's "Oryx and Crake", William Shakespeare, Toni Morrison, and Lemony Snicket.

I love horror movies and comedies that have Will Ferrell, Simon Pegg, or Melissa McCarthy in them.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Conan, Louie, The Amazing Race, VICE on HBO, Almost everything on Adult Swim and during Toonami, Saturday Night Live, Modern Family, Veep, The Walking Dead, and Arrested Development (which is the funniest show on Earth.)

David Bowie, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Rammstein, System of a Down, The Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Gorillaz, The Killers, Regina Spektor, Modest Mouse, Sara Bareilles, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Gogol Bordello.

On rare occasions: Panera + Ben & Jerry's
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Electricity, A/C, Family, irony, and a sense of humor :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is our Universe just a 2-D Hologram?

blah
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching a movie. any movie. even if it sucks and the plot goes off on a stupid tangent. :D

basically any Hulk Hogan movie from the 90's, or any Nick Cage movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate coffee
You should message me if
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you like ice cream, sunsets, and staring blankly into space