I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Unfortunately for me it was Chuck Norris and I was beaten to a pulp. My superpower is I can hear peoples thoughts but only in Russian. My anti-power is that I pick the slow lane every time. Video games are my drug of choice. I make the best grill cheese sandwiches. My carbon footprint is a size 10. Milk and cookies make any bad day better unless you are lactose intolerant, then it becomes a real shitty day. I'm trying to learn “hello” & “thank you” in as many languages as I can.
Now to be 100% honest:
I have been told that I am a great guy. Then again, it is hard to tell someone to their face that they suck, unless you are mad at them. I am very easy going guy that enjoys doing the little things, like opening the door or having a warm bubble bath ready after a stressful day. Most of my free time is spent in roller derby working as a official. Most of my weekends I am at a game or taking a road trip for one. I have a boxer that is a crazy goofball but I love him so.