Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I make people smile, I have a really stupid sense of humor, and
there's never a dull moment whenever I'm around. I love music
from almost any genre,
can't survive without it, but the 90's are my decade of choice. You
may never meet a bigger nerd in your life (and I say that with
So, I realized that I have been laser-focused on my career
recently, to the exclusion of almost everything else. I'm looking
to change that, starting by meeting some cool new people. Who has
time to take themselves too seriously?
I am bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aside from my marketing 9-to-5 (more like
8:30-to-6-or-even-7-some-days)? Unfortunately, my childhood dream
of being an astronaut superhero doesn't look like it's coming to
pass anytime soon.
My current aspiration is to become Regional Manager of Dunder-Mifflin
Scranton. I'll settle for Assistant Regional Manager if necessary.
Or Assistant TO the Regional Manager. I'd even settle for becoming
the next Duke Silver, serenading the women of Pawnee with my smooth
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...video games, random trivia questions (I know more about
than anyone really should), and making people laugh. I
am also very very good at hitting every single red light when I am
in a hurry to get somewhere.
Looking for a particularly offensive game of Cards Against
Humanity? I'm your man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I used to have a long, boring list here. I decided to cut it down
to a few sentences to save something for discussion later. I will
say that I don't know why I keep getting matched up with
artsy-fartsy hipster types who write out every single obscure band
they know, because I'm not pretentious enough to "get" indie
Parks and Recreation, Bob's Burgers, video games, gummy bears
, Foo Fighters
band), the Beatles
("Hey Jude" is my favorite song) and everything about the 90's:
these are a few of my favorite things. Also I am a Phillies and
Flyers fan until the day I die.
Update: recent television obsessions include True Detective and
Hannibal. Who knew Matthew McConeghey would turn out to be worth a
damn as a actor?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Podcasts for the long drive to work and back, my iPad, my cell
phone, gummy bears, a sunny sky above my head and an open road
stretching into the horizon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about how to move on to the next stage of my life, if
anyone else is a hopeless romantic anymore, and what it means to be
an adult, but I still leave plenty of room in my brain for football
and baseball stats and the name of the guy who played Billy in
Lately I've been wondering why OKCupid keeps suggesting women from
NYC. Nothing against New York, but that's quite a hike from the
Philadelphia area, guys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually recovering from a long week. Saturday is my night to go
out. I'll dress down or dress up, but I prefer places where you can
actually hear the person next to you speak.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dad survived a liver transplant and has made a remarkable
recovery, he's doing well now but I try not to take it for granted.
I thought I had a handle on life's ups and downs but this whole
experience has taught me that life is short, and to seize every
day's possibilities. Ok, serious interlude over. :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you would have just as much fun walking around a mall (or a
neighborhood, etc.) joking and laughing about random things as you
would flying around the world. If you have an off-kilter sense of
humor, you are witty, assertive and confident and you know the
difference between "you're" and "your." Also, if you have an
obsession with Foo Fighters, I think we'll get along just fine.
Living within a reasonable distance of Philly is nice too.
It would help if you aren't making that weird pouty face while
throwing up a gang sign in any of your pictures. Oh, and is your
profile a long, nasty list of people you don't want to talk
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