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27 M Woodside, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:52am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I grew up in Vermont, went to college upstate, spent a couple years building killer robots, and now I'm shoveling code through the tubes of the internet. I think that pretty much covers my life up until now.

I do not take myself very seriously. Eventually I'd like to settle down and have some nice strong convictions about big issues... I know I will feel warm and fuzzy inside when I believe in simple answers to complex questions. But for now I'm undecided about most things.

I enjoy being sarcastic, saying absurd things, and coming up with convoluted analogies that end up muddling my original point instead of clarifying it. Usually people can tell when I'm being serious. Sometimes I cannot.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make web applications for a luxury real-estate management company. Oh yeah, it's as sexy as it sounds - please let me tell you all the juicy details about our online system for processing broker invoices.

Outside the nine to five, I'm dice-chucking, whiskey-drinking, trail-blazing, kettlebell-swing, pan-frying, and city-meandering.

Also, I'm trying to read about 'important things' so I feel like I'm making an effort to understand the world I live in. So far I still feel naïve.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Armchair philosophizing. But only alone. My ideas tend to fall apart quickly when exposed to scrutiny.

- Board games

- Cooking

- Guessing the correct path at unmarked forks in the trail.

*UPDATE* Turns out I'm not actually that good at the last one... After wandering into Harriman state park with no map and a dead cell phone, I discovered my correct-path-choosing intuition is not so great. That adventure ended with me abandoning the trail, getting rained on, sneaking through someone's backyard in rural NJ, then trudging down an empty back road for six miles before finally stumbling across a bar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Made to Stick, Cat's Cradle, The Tipping Point, A Whole New Mind, Ender's Game, and Seven Habits of Highly Effective People.

Movies: Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, Snatch, The Dark Knight, Princess Mononoke, The Insider, Catch Me If You Can, Revolutionary Road.

Shows: Its Always Sunny, South Park, Archer, Louie, Girls, Workaholics, Arrested Development, Home Movies. Friday Night Lights (!).

Music: Recently listening to a lot of Sylvan Esso, Four Tet, Aesop Rock, Caribou, Grizzly Bears, Warpaint, STRFKR.

Food: All the things that go well with beer, such as burgers, pizza, whiskey and lucky charms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nothing - I was trained by Chuck Norris and have no weaknesses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Da future. More specifically, how much more awesome I'm going to be in it.

What podcast to listen to.

What to cook next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
battling gravity.

Also recently I've been playing D&D on Friday nights.
You should message me if
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You don't take yourself too seriously and you think we may get along.