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27 M Woodside, NY

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Last Online
Today – 4:19pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I grew up in Vermont, went to college upstate, spent a couple years building killer robots, and now I'm shoveling code through the tubes of the internet. I think that pretty much covers my life up until now.

As far as the future goes - in a couple years I will probably have become semi-famous. Also, I will have founded a charity that converts children's tears into cancer medication. The tear collection process will be the center of many moral debates.

I do not take myself very seriously. Sometimes this has downsides but I'd rather be easy going and laugh about myself than think my life and beliefs are to sacred to take lightly. Eventually I'd like to settle down and have some nice strong convictions about big issues... I know I will feel warm and fuzzy inside when I believe in simple answers to complex questions. But for now I'm undecided about most things.

I enjoy being sarcastic, saying absurd things, and coming up with convoluted analogies that end up muddling my original point instead of clarifying it. Usually people can tell when I'm being serious. Sometimes I cannot.
What I’m doing with my life
Furiously smashing my fingers against a keyboard from nine to five. I make web applications for a luxury real-estate management company. Oh yeah, it's as sexy as it sounds - please let me tell you all the juicy details about our online system for processing broker invoices.

Outside the nine to five, I'm dice-chucking, whiskey-drinking, trail-blazing, kettlebell-swing, pan-frying, and city-meandering.

Also, I'm trying to read about 'important things' so I feel like I'm making an effort to understand the world I live in. So far I still feel naïve.
I’m really good at
- Rationalizing why it's okay to make a gin and tonic at 11am on a Sunday rather than do my laundry.
- Board games.
- Playing devil's advocate at inappropriate times.
- Cooking.
- Explaining computers and programming
- Guessing the correct path at unmarked forks in the trail.

*UPDATE* Turns out I'm not actually that good at the last one... After saying 'f**k' it one Saturday and wandering into Harriman state park by myself with no map and a dead cell phone, I discovered my correct-path-choosing intuition is not so great. That adventure ended with me abandoning the trail, getting rained on, sneaking through some rich guy's backyard in rural NJ, then trudging down an empty back road for six miles before finally stumbling across a bar. I'd like to say I learned a lesson from this... but honestly that was the best burger and beer I've ever had. Plus the town I ended up in had a train station. Not the same train station that I arrived at on my trip up to Harriman, but all is well that ends well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Made to Stick, Cat's Cradle, The Tipping Point, A Whole New Mind, Ender's Game, and Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. Currently reading Naked Economics and Nevermore.

Movies: Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, Snatch, The Dark Knight, Princess Mononoke, The Insider, Catch Me If You Can, Revolutionary Road.

Shows: Its Always Sunny, South Park, Archer, Louie, Girls, Workaholics, Arrested Development, Home Movies. Friday Night Lights (!). Watching the new Fargo series... and loving the Minnesotan charm.

Music: Recently listening to a lot of Sylvan Esso, Four Tet, Caribou, Grizzly Bears, Warpaint, STRFKR. Modest Mouse is a staple of my musical diet.

Food: All the things that go well with beer, such as burgers, pizza and lucky charms. And also Egg McMuffins are crack.
The six things I could never do without
Nothing - I was trained by Chuck Norris and have no weaknesses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Da future. More specifically, how much more awesome I'm going to be in it.

What to cook next.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I read okcupid profiles just to get music, movie and book recommendations.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are laid back, have a good sense of humor, and don't take yourself too seriously.