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HighFiveFactory

27 Woodside, NY Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 4:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I grew up in Vermont, went to college upstate, spent a couple years building killer robots, and now I'm shoveling code through the tubes of the internet. I think that pretty much covers my life up until now.

I do not take myself very seriously. Eventually I'd like to settle down and have some nice, strong convictions about big issues... I know I'll feel warm and fuzzy inside once I've figured out the answers to all the important questions. But right now I'm confused about most of them and am okay with that.

I enjoy being sarcastic, saying absurd things, and composing convoluted analogies that muddle my point instead of clarifying it. Usually people can tell when I'm being serious. Sometimes I cannot.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make web applications for a luxury real-estate management company. Oh yeah, it's as sexy as it sounds - please let me tell you all the juicy details about our online system for processing broker invoices.

Outside the nine to five, I'm dice-chucking, whiskey-drinking, trail-blazing, kettlebell-swinging, frisbee-slinging, pan-frying, and city-meandering.

Also, working on a super cool website that will definitely revolutionize the way the world critically examines and discuss important issues and published works (no chance of failure fo sho).

Also, I'm trying to read about/listen to 'important things' so I feel like I'm making an effort to understand the world I live in and such. So far I still feel naïve.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Armchair philosophizing.

- Board games

- Cooking

- Guessing the correct path at unmarked forks in the trail.

*UPDATE* I discovered my correct-path-choosing intuition is not so great after I wandered into Harriman state park by myself with no map and a dead cell phone. That adventure ended with me abandoning the trail, getting rained on, sneaking through someone's backyard in rural NJ, then trudging down an empty back road for six miles before finally stumbling across a bar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Made to Stick, Cat's Cradle, The Tipping Point, A Whole New Mind, Ender's Game, Thinking Slow and Fast and Seven Habits of Highly Effective People.

Movies: Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, Snatch, The Dark Knight, Princess Mononoke, The Insider, Catch Me If You Can, Revolutionary Road.

Shows: Its Always Sunny, South Park, Archer, Louie, Girls, Workaholics, Arrested Development, Home Movies. Friday Night Lights (!).

Music: Recently listening to a lot of Sylvan Esso, Four Tet, Aesop Rock, Caribou, Grizzly Bears, Warpaint, STRFKR.

Food: All the things that go well with beer, such as burgers, pizza, whiskey and lucky charms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
caffeine
delusions of grandeur
alcohol
Vim
podcasts
Unplanned personal health days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well, within the last day or so: how much of what I do is really just some form of status-seeking? But that's because I just listened to a podcast claiming counter-culture movements are tools for people seeking to establish an elevated social status. Care to discuss?

More generally I think about what to cook next, what podcast to listen to next and whether or not I'm a good person. Also, whether or not people in general are good (trying to maintain a belief that 'yes they are' for pragmatic reasons).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
battling gravity.

Also recently I've been playing D&D on Friday nights.
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You don't take yourself too seriously and you think we may get along.

Or if you think we might get along so horribly that it will make for a memorable story.

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