As far as the future goes - in a couple years I will probably have become semi-famous. Also, I will have founded a charity that converts children's tears into cancer medication. The tear collection process will be the center of many moral debates.
I do not take myself very seriously. Sometimes this has downsides but I'd rather be easy going and laugh about myself than think my life and beliefs are to sacred to take lightly. Eventually I'd like to settle down and have some nice strong convictions about big issues... I know I will feel warm and fuzzy inside when I believe in simple answers to complex questions. But for now I'm undecided about most things.
I enjoy being sarcastic, saying absurd things, and coming up with convoluted analogies that end up muddling my original point instead of clarifying it. Usually people can tell when I'm being serious. Sometimes I cannot.