I got a note from a very pretty woman who gave me heck because she had to read all the way to the end of my profile to find out I'm allergic to cats.
Here it is...the "pitch".
I have been told to say that I'm an intelligent, confident,
emotionally conscious, fit, sensual, funny, considerate and
thoughtful person. Personally, I don't believe half of it.
No children, ex's, ties or dependents. While I have truly wonderful
friends, they are no substitute for an intimate partner in life.
Preferably someone better and hotter than I deserve.
And while we all want that profound relationship, I'm also looking
for someone who can make me laugh so hard I cry.
I believe life is too short.
I have a law degree (although, strictly speaking I'm not a lawyer
since I don't practice law) who - until recently - was slugging it out in the corporate world. Now living in beautiful downtown Port Washington, NY. I was overseas for a couple of years, but India was not my bag. I'm back, considering retirement but working on the outline for the rest of my life.
I've spent my working life as a corporate type, however I'm secretly a lefty Democrat with a sense of social responsibility. We all have our character flaws, I guess.
NOTE 1: Please, no Tea-Partyers, creationists, religious zealots, climate change deniers, or homophobes. Terrorists are OK, but only if your next target is a Carnival Cruise Ship.
NOTE 2: A woman in Kentucky had this on her profile. I have just cut and pasted it because it says it so well: "NO REALITY CRAP!!! NO DWTS!!! NO AMERICAN IDOL!!! Could not care less about celebrities..."