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36 M Pikeville, NC

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and very serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm that guy in that place that time. I will remind you of a brother or a cousin or friend from way back. I'm that guy. That kinda sucks.
I'm a fun guy and i'm funny. All my friends seem to like me but wha do they know?
I'm a geek. I'm a high level geek. I own and have built armor. I've built a billista (look it up). I play 3.5 D&D. i have a comic book collection and a collection of Gundams that i built.
My cat is named Wumpscut. (look it up and love them).
My dog is Nadamoose. (from johnny the homicidal maniac) i do not paint her with blood. i love and snuggle her. She is a black lab/hound mix.
My new puppy is Rorysaurus. She is a Great Dane and adorable.
I play WOW (World of Warcraft) I'm not great but I have fun.
I have Munchkin and 6 expansions.
Grave robbers from outer space is the funnest game you've never heard of. come play it with us. we have Base plus 3 expansion.

I have been happily married for 15 years. Her profile is Thargirleve. We met in high school and it took me 3 years to ask her out. that was 1997 and we have been together ever since.
We have decided to explore out in the world a little. Poly if you will.
I have a Violet Wand. it's awesome and i'm more than happy to use it on you.

So send me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
I am finishing my Associates of Applied Science in Industrial System Technology. I'm a husband and a father and constant pet owner. I work third shift as an engineer at an industrial bakery. I keep all the machines running happily along on my floor by myself. It's pretty awesome. They pay me well for my talents and I like what I do.
I’m really good at
I fix things. just about anything. I'm really good at facts. I know alot and only some of it is useful or pertinent.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm kinda tall. I used to be super skinny. I'm kinda loud. and i have a butt. and sometimes it is nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I grew up with TV. I watch a lot of movies. some are awesome, some are awful. i am rapidly working my way through the IMDB top 250 and I've seen a lot of the bottom 100.

I read some varied stuff. I love erotic horror (poppy z brite) and I love Christopher Moore. And a lot of other authors that I'm not going o list here. Lets talk about books some time.

Certain movies and books are part of the human experience. I seek out these pieces of media to better understand people.
The six things I could never do without
THE INTERWEBS ( It's really really great)
my bed (it's super comfy)
physical contact
my plans to overthrow the government.
my friends. i have like 3 and i love them.
Art. it's awesome and i suck at making it but i love it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The night sky, Apocalypse scenarios, movies, books, sex, kittens, puppies, otters and how they are awesome sauce and the habitat i will build when i can finally have like 5 of them. science, hard science
On a typical Friday night I am
Wake up around 8pm. Shower and shave. Eat and hang out with the wife, kid, dogs, and cat. At work by 11:45. Work till 8am. I do more on friday night than you lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My heart stopped twice after a car accident when i was nine. i got better. Im a fun guy. I am also two midgets in a coat.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you are a girl, bi or straight or undecided and you want to get to know a really fun geek guy who is awesome. I have two puppies and a kitty and i will let you pet them.

If you are a couple and you read something you like and you think we may hit it off. You can also pet my animals.

You want a fun geeky gamer friend and/or someone to game with. we have our own traveling DM and he is awesome.

You have a pet otter and you will let me play with said otter forever.