Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm that guy in that place that time. I will remind you of a
brother or a cousin or friend from way back. I'm that guy. That
I'm a fun guy and i'm funny. All my friends seem to like me but
what do they know?
I'm a geek. I'm a high level geek. I own and have built armor. I've
built a billista (look it up). I play 3.5 D&D. i have a comic
book collection and a collection of Gundams that i built.
My cat is named Wumpscut. (look it up and love them).
My dog is Nadamoose. (from johnny the homicidal maniac) i do not
paint her with blood. i love and snuggle her. She is a black
My new puppy is Rorysaurus. She is a Great Dane and adorable.
I have been happily married for 15 years. Her profile is
Thargirleve. We met in high school and it took me 3 years to ask
her out. that was 1997 and we have been together ever since.
We have decided to explore out in the world a little. Poly if you
I have a Violet Wand. it's awesome and i'm more than happy to use
it on you.
So send me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I finished my Associates of Applied Science in Industrial System
Technology. I'm a husband and a father and constant pet owner. I
work third shift as an engineer at an industrial bakery. I keep all
the machines running happily along on my floor by myself. It's
pretty awesome. They pay me well for my talents and I like what I
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I fix things. just about anything. I'm really good at facts. I know
alot and only some of it is useful or pertinent.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm kinda tall. I used to be super skinny. I'm kinda loud. and i
have a butt. and sometimes it is nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I grew up with TV. I watch a lot of movies. some are awesome, some
are awful. i am rapidly working my way through the IMDB top 250 and
I've seen a lot of the bottom 100.
I read some varied stuff. I love erotic horror (poppy z brite) and
I love Christopher Moore. And a lot of other authors that I'm not
going o list here. Lets talk about books some time.
Certain movies and books are part of the human experience. I seek
out these pieces of media to better understand people.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
THE INTERWEBS ( It's really really great)
my bed (it's super comfy)
my plans to overthrow the government.
my friends. i have like 3 and i love them.
Art. it's awesome and i suck at making it but i love it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The night sky, Apocalypse scenarios, movies, books, sex, kittens,
puppies, otters and how they are awesome sauce and the habitat i
will build when i can finally have like 5 of them. science, hard
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wake up around 8pm. Shower and shave. Eat and hang out with the
wife, kid, dogs, and cat. At work by 11:45. Work till 8am. I do
more on friday night than you lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My heart stopped twice after a car accident when i was nine. i got
better. Im a fun guy. I am also two midgets in a coat.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are a guy or girl, bi or straight or undecided and you want
to get to know a really fun geek guy who is awesome. I have two
puppies and a kitty and i will let you pet them.
If you are a couple and you read something you like and you think
we may hit it off. You can also pet my animals.
You want a fun geeky gamer friend and/or someone to game with. we
have our own traveling DM and he is awesome.
You have a pet otter and you will let me play with said otter
Who are you looking for?
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