Hey boys: have you just been dying to know what your fellow Y chromosome compadres write in their OkCupid profiles? Well, here for a limited time only, is a glimpse in to that realm. The following is what 90% of men have to say about themselves:
"I hate talking about myself, and im new to this whole thing, so here goes nothing lol. I'm a laid back and easy going guy with a great sense of humor who loves the outdoors. I hate drama lol. I love to snowboard, hike, camp, and fish. Lol. I like girls who are funny, smart, pretty, and down for anything lol. Lol. So if you want a good looking guy to go on an adventure with hit me up! Lol."
If your current profile contains any of this douche-baggery, move along partner. Also, if you think I'm calling you a douchebag because you LIKE those things up there, you're an idiot. And a douchebag.
Alright, retards (that's right, so far I've called you douchebag, idiot, and retard. Clearly this website has made me slightly jaded and bitter), I'm not fuckin around anymore. I'm almost 30. If you're using OkC as a free escort service, that's fine, keep on doin your thing. But just know, I'm not in the escort business any longer. I'm ready to make someone dinner every night, fold their socks, and give them surprise blow jobs on Sunday mornings. Ready to love and be loved. And if that scares you off, good. Thanks for helping me weed out the riff-raff.