2.20.2014 **update** what is this, my fucking diary? Ok more updates dudes. I'm really not on here to 'meet' anyone right now, so disregard anything you may read from here. For the time being I just want to look at sexy boys and read funny and weird things about them. But when I come out of my shell and do want to 'meet' someone, the following words describe me well...
I like cartoons, and video games, and boys who like those things too. I've been single for a million years, and it's getting old. My ideal man is someone who could fix my computer, not my car. But, if you can do both? Killer. You're hired. I'm a Colorado native, and you know what they say about us natives...they're from there.
Hey boys: have you just been dying to know what your fellow Y chromosome compadres write in their OkCupid profiles? Well, here for a limited time only, is a glimpse in to that realm. The following is what 90% of men have to say about themselves:
"I hate talking about myself, and im new to this whole thing, so here goes nothing lol. I'm a laid back and easy going guy with a great sense of humor who loves the outdoors. I hate drama lol. I love to snowboard, hike, camp, and fish. Lol. I like girls who are funny, smart, pretty, and down for anything lol. Lol. So if you want a good looking guy to go on an adventure with hit me up! Lol."
If your current profile contains any of this douche-baggery, move along partner. Also, if you think I'm calling you a douchebag because you LIKE those things up there, you're an idiot. And a douchebag.
Alright, retards (that's right, so far I've called you douchebag, idiot, and retard. Clearly, this website has made me somewhat jaded and bitter), I'm not fuckin around anymore. I'm almost 30. If you're using OkC as a free escort service, that's fine, keep on doin your thing. But just know, I'm not in the escort business any longer. I'm ready to make someone a balanced breakfast every morning, fold their socks, and give them extra special blow jobs on Sundays. Ready to love and be loved. And if that scares you off, good. Thanks for helping me weed out the riff-raff.