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25 Leiden, Netherlands Man


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  • Ages 20–30
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5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a jester, first and foremost. Laughing and making others laugh is the lynchpin of my character. I have a lighthearted outlook on life and found out it's infectious. See the Photos section for an assortment of antics.

I have a soft spot for quirky stories, and the fun is in making them. Strange stuff such as hulahooping to ambient whalesong in a squatter hellhole or seeing a band that only plays songs from '90s cartoons, but a spot of tea and a B-movie work just as well. Don't call it mundane, call it fundane.

Sometimes I put the pro in procrastination, but I'll work on it tomorrow. I can also be scatterbrained: that's probably how I'll end up whenever that much-anticipated zombie apocalypse hits.
What I’m doing with my life
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I study Research of Literature(with a BA in English under my belt, finished at Maynooth NUI), with an interest in nature writing and postmodernism(or sophistry, if you will). Afterwards the plan is to get an internationally applicable teaching degree or PhD so life goes open world.

Since this all very pie-in-the-sky, I do volunteer work for committees and boards on the side, with an emphasis on variety: mentoring students at my old high school, gophering like a pro, postering the town or working the bar. You meet some great folks and learn lots of handy little skills, so I hope to be able to copypaste said formula while abroad. For the coming year, my guideline is finishing my thesis and building up a publishing history of sorts(essay contests, mainly).

I recently picked up rock 'n roll dancing(rock4temps & lindyhop), because it has lots of spinning around that looks very fancy very quick. I also write satirical pieces for various student rags(won a prize with one recently, yay me!). Furthermore, I'm gonna head promotion and recruitment for a social entrepeneurship non-profit the coming year to earn back lost karma.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making frog noises, forgetting faces and whipping up poetry that actually has proper cadance. It's a shame how poems have the stigma of schmaltzy romance attached to it nowadays, otherwise I'd write more for friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Puns. I'll take quantity over quality in my humour any day of the week, and me and idiom dictionaries are a match made in hell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Discworld, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Movies: Airplane!, Hot Shots, The Naked Gun trilogy
Shows: Community, Archer, Portlandia
Games: RPGs that poke fun at themselves à la Paper Mario, multiplayer mayhem à la Smash Bros
Music: Epic metal, deephouse, DnB, chiptune, skapunk, electrojazz, synthpop(I punch up Youtube playlists like FunkyPanda, listing all the artists takes ages)
Food: Summer sauerkraut, rhubarb, spinach pie, rice pie
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Free festivals. is my friend.
*A bike, because there's no such thing as free parking outside of Monopoly.
*A world wide web filled with assorted weirdos to marvel at.
*Hertog Jan&Liefmans Fruitesse for the summer eves.
*A closet filled with all sorts of headwear and props that are only appropriate for costume parties.
*A Wii, because of the pick up 'n play aspect. Always good to shove the controller into the hands of a fresh person and see them adapt in a few minutes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to try out next in the grand scheme of bucket lists, and when that dude from the Bank of Niger is finally sending the shipment of 1 million dollars worth of Viagra to my address.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At any concert/party/b-day that has a sweet theme/music, arriving late because my outfit is horribly awkward to bike around in.

If not at a party, I'm probably scrounging the internet for fangames/mods(currently replaying Warcraft 3 Custom Campaigns), parody vids and delicious drama.

This Friday I recovered from Wednesyday and Thursday, because wowie, staying up all night with old friends dancing in Leiden and Delft is a great way to chime in 2015. I wonder what cheesy move will be the newest viral hit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a severe case of ticklishness and sometimes shave chest tats for theme parties. Those without the stomach for it need not apply.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re a straight woman(puns galore) to my banana man, who is also good at dopeslaps. Heaven knows I need them sometimes. (want to) know and go out to active timewasters that are off the grid and not too heavy a burden on the wallet(f. ex. World Pillow Fight Day, gigs in bars, cultural festivals, volunteer at riot police training, etc.). hate politics but seem to have a political opinion on every issue.

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