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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 3, 2014
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Ex-actor. Mashup mixer. Smart aleck. Excellent mimic. Massage Therapist and Teacher. Genealogist. Mineral Rights Consultant. I ain't doin' this for clappin. Irish, Danish, German & English. Kung Pao Tikka Masala. Roller rinks. Portland Oregon is fun. Short guys rock. 70's decor. Lapiz Lazul. Crackers and Snacks. Stand up more. Stretch your hamstrings.

I am cracked, porcelain, and antioxidized.
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning way too much about mineral rights law, mixing music that makes sense in my head, being TMI with people, learning a lot about vineyard agriculture, building a solar field in the desert, analyzing stupid stuff, avoiding Cheez-Its, making it all make sense, getting pissed off at stupid shit, answering questions that lead to more questions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massage, mixing music, playing theremin, music trivia, telling you what's wrong with this picture, closing real estate deals on time, project management, genealogy, decompressing, tracking stuff. Anal stuff and ethereal stuff. Little in between.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Deep radio voice. Obscenely soft hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I always look forward to the next John Irving novel...and read The Economist religiously. I just read a book about the Irish Famine ships that came to America, and enjoy anything historical. I love watching Oscar screeners for free off of torrent sites. Loving the new Sade and Hope Sandoval albums. Also enjoy Bat for Lashes and Yeasayer. Can't do without sushi at least once a week. Adore stupid movies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
oh...sushi at least once a week, Dionne Warwick records to clean the house with, ear plugs, Top Model, my two ridiculous cats, Estee Lauder Toner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Funny shit that people say...and mimicking it. Underappreciated music. My family's dramas. The next vacation. Kate Bush. Frequency of various letters within languages. Genealogy in historical context. Butts on small guys. Mormons. Cheesy TV shows from the 70's. The disappearance of Count Chocula.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the gym, then some alcohol somewhere with some trashy soul. Although sometimes a spa day is in order...or maybe a long long walk through a random neighborhood in SF while listening to music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't like my earlobes?
You should message me if
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You are Richard Simmons, you eat too much sushi, you are sarcastic, you are short, you want to share music, you like llamas or badgers, you would help a friend move, you can join me in making fools of ourselves, you agree that this site is kind of like PetFinder.