Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ex-actor. Mashup mixer. Smart aleck. Excellent mimic. Massage
Therapist and Teacher. Genealogist. Mineral Rights Consultant. I
ain't doin' this for clappin. Irish, Danish, German & English.
Kung Pao Tikka Masala. Roller rinks. Portland Oregon is fun. Short
guys rock. 70's decor. Lapiz Lazul. Crackers and Snacks. Stand up
more. Stretch your hamstrings.
I am cracked, porcelain, and antioxidized.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning way too much about mineral rights law, mixing music that
makes sense in my head, being TMI with people, learning a lot about
vineyard agriculture, building a solar field in the desert,
analyzing stupid stuff, avoiding Cheez-Its, making it all make
sense, getting pissed off at stupid shit, answering questions that
lead to more questions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massage, mixing music, playing theremin, music trivia, telling you
what's wrong with this picture, closing real estate deals on time,
project management, genealogy, decompressing, tracking stuff. Anal
stuff and ethereal stuff. Little in between.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Deep radio voice. Obscenely soft hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I always look forward to the next John Irving novel...and read The
Economist religiously. I just read a book about the Irish Famine
ships that came to America, and enjoy anything historical. I love
watching Oscar screeners for free off of torrent sites. Loving the
new Sade and Hope Sandoval albums. Also enjoy Bat for Lashes and
Yeasayer. Can't do without sushi at least once a week. Adore stupid
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
oh...sushi at least once a week, Dionne Warwick records to clean
the house with, ear plugs, Top Model, my two ridiculous cats, Estee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Funny shit that people say...and mimicking it. Underappreciated
music. My family's dramas. The next vacation. Kate Bush. Frequency
of various letters within languages. Genealogy in historical
context. Butts on small guys. Mormons. Cheesy TV shows from the
70's. The disappearance of Count Chocula.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the gym, then some alcohol somewhere with some trashy soul.
Although sometimes a spa day is in order...or maybe a long long
walk through a random neighborhood in SF while listening to music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't like my earlobes?
You should message me if
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You are Richard Simmons, you eat too much sushi, you are sarcastic,
you are short, you want to share music, you like llamas or badgers,
you would help a friend move, you can join me in making fools of
ourselves, you agree that this site is kind of like PetFinder.
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