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25 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 17
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and it’s important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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This section is a work in progress, as am I.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a print shop and figuring out what I want to do next.
I’m really good at
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- Imitating foreign accents
- Playing the tuba
- Committing to memory (almost) anything irrelevant, useless, or just utterly random
- Regurgitating from memory (almost) anything irrelevant, useless, or just utterly random
- Forgetting anything relevant
- What was this about again?
The first things people usually notice about me
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My long, curly blonde locks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Not Classical - The Doors, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, King Crimson, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Queens of the Stone Age, The Raconteurs, Rush, Simon & Garfunkel, Slayer

Classical - Mostly late Romantic (Mahler, Richard Strauss, Tchaikovsky, Wagner, some Brahms) and 20th century (Prokofiev, Schoenberg; Shostakovich, Sibelius, some Stravinsky, and a bit of the crazy post-war stuff like Penderecki and Takemitsu)

1984, James Clavell's Asian Saga (Shogun, Tai-Pan, Gai-Jin, King Rat, Noble House and Whirlwind), Dune, Ender's Game, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Millennium Trilogy, The Looking Glass War, War and Peace

Also, lots and lots of non-fiction.

2001: A Space Odyssey, All things Monty Python except for "And Now For Something Completely Different", Amadeus, Apocalypse Now, A Beautiful Mind, The Matrix (just the first one), Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Team America: World Police, Zoolander
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music (duh)
2. Books
3. Monty Python
4. Pasta
5. Wikipedia
6. Having fewer than six items on this list
7. Contradicting myself
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Meaning of Life... the Monty Python film. And the actual meaning of life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting eaten by a giant lesbian octopus. My sister thought it was a good idea - I have tried to keep an open mind about being eaten, every Friday night, by a giant lesbian octopus - but it hasn't grown on me... my enjoyment of it, that is. The octopus grows every day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't actually spend my Friday nights getting eaten by a giant lesbian octopus.