I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Sex, sin, and censorship.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Pimps don't karaoke.

Thelma and Louise. The dark one is mine and the light one is my niece.

Me and Mama Song at Soho's 7th Anniversary.