Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Historymajor_

24 F Miami, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Fun, Funny, and intelligent; or at least thats what I like to think?

I'm always working towards quite a few very different goals, specifically right now it's my 25 before 25 list. Stuff ranges from travel, to excersize (one 5k, and one pull up specifically), to alcahol infusion. I like planning spontaneity so if you totally understand what I mean by that please drop a line.

I love fashion but I know that things aren't happiness, experiences and relationships can be. I think my friends would describe me as great at cracking mean jokes about bad people, good at making party punch (I never repeat a recipe), and an alright big spoon.
What I’m doing with my life
The current dream is a masters in education so I can teach at the associate level. I'm working retail by day.
I’m really good at
Cooking/baking, singing in the car, arguing on reddit, painting/sketching, picking the movie/resturant and reading.
The first things people usually notice about me
People who want to date me: My eyes, but sometimes my teeth, they are crazy straight and I have a really funny story I only tell in person about how they got that way.

Other people: my awesome dress, or cute shoes, or retro bikini.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm Italian but I'll eat any type of food.

Movies: Children of Men, Empire Records, Frozen, My Week with Marilyn, White Christmas, Clue, Kill Bill I and II, God Bless America, Cloud Atlas, Some like it Hot, stage beauty, nymphomaniac I, Frances Ha, all eight American Pie movies, german horror films ussualy, For a good time Call..., Once, John Hughes is God.

My first instinct for shows was to be like phantom, wicked, how to succeed in business without really trying, but I think it means tv so Buffy, Scrubs, medical dramas as a genre, Smash, Cougar Town, Community, Orphan Black, anything satirical and awesome (and possibly improv based). I love SNL.

Music wise I listen to whatever is popular, but I have a soft spot for 90's alternative and classic rock. My top three pandora stations right now are penguin cafe orchestra, queen, and imagine dragons.

Books ... I like most books, even the comic ones. It would be way easier for me to list the ones I haven't liked thus far and most of them are textbooks. I like dark books, coming of age books, and genuinely funny books best. I love you Beth Cooper, perks of being a Wallflower, running with scissors, Y-the last man, are ones I can remember loving, but I really do like most readable things.
The six things I could never do without
-my kindle
- my dogs
-a cute/awesome pair of boots, preferably the kind I can fight crime in
-restaurants? Hopefully one with great fish tacos
-movies (as a cultural phenomenon)
-someone who knows how to make me laugh, even when I forget how.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, but if I have it off I either go out and play a bar sport (pool/darts/air hockey), or watch like 6 episodes of breaking bad and order a pizza. I'm still early in the series so if you spoil anything I won't go out with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate pickles, olives, ketchup, and crawler doughnuts ( is it crawler or crewlar, not sure and don't feel like googling). Other then that I may not prefer something but I am willing to eat it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you use your powers for good.

Or if you want to have an empassioned discussion about whether the book was better then the film.

And besides what's the worst that could happen?(cue the alien zombie invasion, a second Cold War with North Korea or President Kardashian)