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35 M Lake Forest, CA

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  • Ages 24–56
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My Details

Last Online
Aug 13, 2008
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have a beer and some hostility to work through, so here goes.

I was the kid in school whom other kids accused of using too many big words.

The first person I knew to have an e-mail address, the last person I knew to have an awkward high school relationship.

My best kiss was on a pontoon boat at sunrise.

Her boyfriend was asleep on my couch.

I am an indoor kid by day, a candy kid by night, and improbably feminist

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
three times a week, in the evenings, I race around saddleback mountain like a second-hand Bird Of Prey around the sun; would that my aims time-travel and whale-kidnapping, no no, I'm only going to night school. I'm going to be a stenographer. Recently, we had a guest speaker, an alumni giving us an idea of what the job entails.

It's a court reporter's world.

He wasn't wearing a wedding ring.

Weekdays and Friday Afternoons I have the twelve-year-old's coolest.job.ever. I enjoy a sense of on-the-job-satisfaction at the comic book store that far surpasses anything else I've been paid to do.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.


Why don't... you...

shouldn't you go back to wherever it was that...

The text that occupied this space earlier? a quote from fucking Willow. I hate that movie pretty actively, chiefly out of a acute primal fear of Warwick Davis's knuckles-a-draggin' performance. I am not, as was previously reported, the greatest swoardsman that ever lived? However I have forgotten more about contemporary American cinema than most people will ever know.

Line forms to the left, wristbands will be distributed.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's hard to say, I would venture that this is highly subjective based on a) the people and b) my state of mind. I worry that people make sociopolitical assumptions on me based on my body-type; this makes sense on a certain conservative-equates-to-avarice model. However, Obesity is a bipartisan problem, don't let these neo-conservative cheekbones give ya'll ideas.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I think this would go BACD, because though I loves me some food I don't really *think* about food, I don't try to understand it and deconstruct it like the other three. so.

BAdmitting that I prefer Cameron's vision to Ridley's definitely drops my cinephile-cred a bit. Nevertheless, Aliens is as close to perfect cinema as I've seen. Imagine, then, a psychadelic-fueled houseparty with upstairs/downstairs alien/predator marathons. Alien Vs Predator: The Battle For Attention Spans. Imagine also my heartache and disappointment (but in no way surprise) at Alien Vs. Predator, which was only unique in the severity with which the audience negatively reacted to the film, though I can't think of another film that's quality caused me to disengage from the narrative to ponder whether or not *I* really want to make movies.

A Related to (B), my favorite book is the Grapes Of Wrath. My dream project is writing and directing a dogme-scented handheld adaptation, possibly in mini-series format. Any Takers?

C For all of it's supposed technical shortcomings and negative side-effects, has anyone ever considered the effect ...ugh... "gangsta rap" has had in uniting lower-class minorities with the working-poor majority? Or enabling empathy in the erstwhile square community for those who opt for a criminal lifestyle. we're getting back to (B) again, but. Experiment. If you watch DePalma's Scarface, with the right kind of eyes, and follow that with listening to just about anything that pisses Bill O'Reilly Off, I think you'll understand. Doug Pray's fine DJ docu Scratch interviews one of the early contributors to the scene, a plain looking middle-aged nebbish, who describes hearing breakbeats live for the first time and realizing that it was music he had waited for his entire life to hear, and hadn't known it. My stage of appreciation is broader now than it has ever been, when the promise of beats and spitting of lyrics creates an evergreen trifecta with sex and pizza; even if it's bad, it's still sorta good. with notable exceptions.

D I've been obsessed with finding good late-night noodle houses, and the poor luck I've had has made the cravin' stronger. proper philly cheesesteak, which is actually a lot easier to fuck up than it's base ingredients would indicate. I'm a big Hummus proponent of late, for many in my circles are vegetarian and vegan, and it's possibly the only snackfood that brings us all together.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Honest Friends

Gameboy Advance

Bad Sex

Good Drugs(the Cornerstones Of Any Great Society)

Swimming Pools

Tabasco Sauce

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
well, recently I've spent a lot of time thinking about what I'm going to fucking write in these boxes. And then I think about how I wish to come across. Then, I notice that I am, what? cruder, sloppier, and less-organized than males my age, and I wonder how much more influential that little box is than anything I can come up with to put in here. Far from offended, I wear that first adjective like the fucking badge of honor it is, but I've seen how guys my age live, and I think I am competitive, at least, in organization and hygiene

My therapist told me about transference at my last session. What this means in practical terms is that I should treat more women like I treat my doctor, whom I apparantly flirt with. Should it come up...

I think about old video-games because whenever my personal life goes sour I revert to hunting down old consoles on ebay or browsing through the dustier sections of electronics stores. I hope it's something more interesting than a retreat to prepubesence.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting off work, meeting any number of my wonderful circle of friends for dinner, and (as we go into the fall season) an evening at le cinema. Every other friday night or so, I play Dungeons And Dragons with, basically, the same group of people I played Dungeons And Dragons with a decade ago.

This is what I believe we call the worst-foot-forward approach.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"Important" and "Private" are hardly mutually exclusive in my day-to-day, so this is where I rattle off a short-list of the bizarre things in this world pertaining to me. My earliest memories involve masturbation, I was into cemetaries as a kid, I've seen Steel Magnolias in excess of one-hundred times, I attribute almost everything clever or insightful I think or say to growing up under the supervision of my sister, as atypical a lesbian as you're like to find.
You should message me if
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If you've come across this profile before, only this time you actually read this far? holla back. there's this nonsense bullshit static on using the Woo, but flattery's flattery, dude.

I would also appreciate a heads-up on any sort of film/comic/video-game related end-times scenario that might crop up.