Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


24 Maumelle, AR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:48am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Less than $20,000
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since I figure beginning my summary with a belligerent display of my annoyance with the opposite gender on this site is not the best way to begin a relationship, I have moved my messaging rules to the bottom of my summary, if you want to skip to those, feel free, shouldn't be hard to find.

So a bit about me now: I'm a nerd, a gamer, and an otaku (in both the Japanese and American sense). I spend most of my free time in front of my computer, gaming, watching videos, reading webcomics, and on here. Pretty much every weekend I've got some kind of nerd thing going on with my friends: Dungeons and Dragons, Larping, recording let's play footage, or just hanging out playing games and talking about life. I share an apartment with a friend I met in college. I work nights as a baker and have my own vehicle. I am an atheist, pro lgbtq, and anti discrimination, just in case you were wondering. I don't communicate very frequently with people who are not actively in my life, I barely talk to most of my family, I don't talk to any of my friends from high school, and even my active friends I only talk to when I see them or we are planning something. I tend to be able to get along with anyone on some level, even if it's merely tolerating each other, probably because I'm too laid back most of the time, chances are you're more likely to take issue with me than I am with you. Oh yeah, I leave the toilet seat down.

If after reading all of that you can't stand me, then that's just fine. If you find me acceptable, then that's even better.

1. If I send you a message and receive no response I will continue to message you until I get some kind of response... or I get blocked.
2. If at any point you tell me to leave you alone, I will, forever. (You don't have to block me to get me to leave you alone, you just have to, well, FUCKING respond to a FUCKING message)
3. I will not message you instantly asking for a hook up, I will start any series of messages with a request to converse.

I believe the above is a more than fair set of rules for behavior on a dating website, I endeavor to not send bull shit filled tripe to women, I appreciate a response in return. And before I get any bull shit from women about not being entitled to a response, someone's already said that to me before, and she was right, I'm not entitled to a response, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to keep being an annoying git until I get one. And against the argument that starting a relationship off by pestering the other person until they respond isn't very positive or won't lead to a relationship at all: if women are going to ignore me anyways, what the fuck do I lose by persisting until I get some kind of response?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living, which is harder than it sounds sometimes. Oh yes and there are always ninjas, I have to beat them back with my Otaku powers or they will gather together the seven color stones of the rainbow and plunge Equestria into darkness by opening the portal to Ry'leh and unleashing the horrible fiends of Cthulu onto the known universe. If that didn't make you at least chuckle, then this probably won't work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Plot Dissection
Game Mechanics
Saving the known universe from the dark ninja menace
Coming up with story or game world ideas which I never end up using and simply store away to use "eventually"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No clue, I'm not other people.

It has come to my attention that the above is probably a little terse and makes me come across as a dick. Just letting you know, that that answer is a result of me over thinking the question while also truly having no basis upon which to gauge what others notice about me first, I simply don't get enough first impressions to actually determine what the first things people notice about me are, and the few brand new people I see on average just don't say anything about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Any good anime, as it has recently come to my knowledge that there are some truly horrible anime out there, just to list off a few GOOD ones: Cowboy Bebop, Eureka 7, Vandread, Anything Hayao Miyazaki, Oh! My Goddess, Code Geass, Full Metal Panic, Full Metal Alchemist, Slayers, Azumanga Daioh and many more which I can't think of right now.
I pretty much like any show with good progression and a good story to tell.

I don't really read books much anymore, though in the past I have enjoyed most any fantasy having read most of R.A. Salvatore's Forgotten Realms books ( I like Drizzt but I am not a Drow fan, so don't classify me as such), and a few other fantasy titles, but books have never really been my favorite area of plot discovery.

This is what I do spend a lot of my time doing: reading webcomics. With the change from physical to digital medium, most webcomics are a FREE source of entertainment and allow for long stories to be told over a period of time. Similar episodically/chapter released stories exist but my love of a solidified visual aid has really drawn me into the world of webcomics.

I don't watch many movies anymore, with Netflix giving me the ability to sit down for three days and watch an entire television show back to back like it's just one really long movie. However I do like anything with a good plot and of course, anything Hayao Miyazaki, or that makes my inner fanboy squee.

Let's not even get started, it's almost easier to say what I don't like: Screamo, Country, Religious Songs, Bad Techno.

Pizza and Egg Rolls, if there was an Egg Roll Pizza... mmm.

So for some reason games aren't considered a popular medium the way books, shows and movies are, but it should be said that I'm a gamer, so here are some games that I play:
Dungeons and Dragons
Big Eyes Small Mouth (The anime and manga role playing game)
Minecraft (though let's face it, even non gamers play Minecraft)
Phantasy Star Online 2... this is a good one, takes a bit of a hassle to play if you don't speak Japanese
Firefall: Addendum, I liked the Firefall BETA, the full release is absolute shit as Red5 ruined all of the greatest and most innovative aspects of the game thinking that it would make the game appeal to a broader audience, for their sake I hope they made the right move, but the changes officially ruined the game for me.
Fallout 3 and New Vegas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends, Games, Internet, Anime, Egg Rolls, Pizza (in no particular order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The normal gamer/nerd things: stories, game builds, mechanics for games I'm designing, pretty much anything that can hold my attention for a good long while. I also occasionally philosophize about topics as heavy as morality and the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (42) to those as silly as children's shows.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either asleep before work or at work, or is Friday Night merely meant to represent the night before my "day off?" If so I'm probably sitting in front of my computer, gaming or reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I go all crazy when I see cute cats. Scratch that (heh) I go all crazy when I see anything really cute.

I have answered over 4000 match questions on this site, in case you are wondering I had a sort of curiosity driven compulsion to answer any questions on someone's profile that I had yet to answer, they just added up over time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're looking at my profile, chances are I've already messaged you, if not, and I seem to be what you're looking for, do please message me, I don't fucking bite... unless you want me to.

Anyways, thanks for your time, and have a nice day.