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24 Maumelle, AR Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:19am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I know some people have issues with labels, but they are just so damn convenient for describing yourself without being unnecessarily verbose (too late). So to make a long explanation not as long I'll start by saying that I'm a nerd, a gamer, and an otaku. If any of those three labels make you run for the hills, that is perfectly fine, some people just don't get along.

Anyways, since I sort of suck at talking about myself out of context and for the sake of not driving people away, I'll simply say that if you want to know more about me, then feel free to ask, not that women typically message men on these damn sites anyways.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living, which is harder than it sounds sometimes. Oh yes and there are always ninjas, I have to beat them back with my Otaku powers or they will gather together the seven color stones of the rainbow and plunge Equestria into darkness by opening the portal to Ry'leh and unleashing the horrible fiends of Cthulu onto the known universe. If that didn't make you at least chuckle, then this probably won't work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Plot Dissection
Game Mechanics
Saving the known universe from the dark ninja menace
Coming up with story or game world ideas which I never end up using and simply store away to use "eventually"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No clue, I'm not other people.

It has come to my attention that the above is probably a little terse and makes me come across as a dick. Just letting you know, that that answer is a result of me over thinking the question while also truly having no basis upon which to gauge what others notice about me first, I simply don't get enough first impressions to actually determine what the first things people notice about me are, and the few brand new people I see on average just don't say anything about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Any good anime, as it has recently come to my knowledge that there are some truly horrible anime out there, just to list off a few GOOD ones: Cowboy Bebop, Eureka 7, Vandread, Anything Hayao Miyazaki, Oh! My Goddess, Code Geass, Full Metal Panic, Full Metal Alchemist, Slayers, Azumanga Daioh and many more which I can't think of right now.
I pretty much like any show with good progression and a good story to tell.

I don't really read books much anymore, though in the past I have enjoyed most any fantasy having read most of R.A. Salvatore's Forgotten Realms books ( I like Drizzt but I am not a Drow fan, so don't classify me as such), and a few other fantasy titles, but books have never really been my favorite area of plot discovery.

This is what I do spend a lot of my time doing: reading webcomics. With the change from physical to digital medium, most webcomics are a FREE source of entertainment and allow for long stories to be told over a period of time. Similar episodically/chapter released stories exist but my love of a solidified visual aid has really drawn me into the world of webcomics.

I don't watch many movies anymore, with Netflix giving me the ability to sit down for three days and watch an entire television show back to back like it's just one really long movie. However I do like anything with a good plot and of course, anything Hayao Miyazaki, or that makes my inner fanboy squee.

Let's not even get started, it's almost easier to say what I don't like: Screamo, Country, Religious Songs, Bad Techno.

Pizza and Egg Rolls, if there was an Egg Roll Pizza... mmm.

So for some reason games aren't considered a popular medium the way books, shows and movies are, but it should be said that I'm a gamer, so here are some games that I play:
Dungeons and Dragons
Big Eyes Small Mouth (The anime and manga role playing game)
Minecraft (though let's face it, even non gamers play Minecraft)
Phantasy Star Online 2... this is a good one, takes a bit of a hassle to play if you don't speak Japanese
Firefall: Addendum, I liked the Firefall BETA, the full release is absolute shit as Red5 ruined all of the greatest and most innovative aspects of the game thinking that it would make the game appeal to a broader audience, for their sake I hope they made the right move, but the changes officially ruined the game for me.
Blade Symphony
Fallout 3 and New Vegas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends, Games, Internet, Anime, Egg Rolls, Pizza (in no particular order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The normal gamer/nerd things: stories, game builds, mechanics for games I'm designing, pretty much anything that can hold my attention for a good long while. I also occasionally philosophize about topics as heavy as morality and the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (42) to those as silly as children's shows.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either asleep before work or at work, or is Friday Night merely meant to represent the night before my "day off?" If so I'm probably sitting in front of my computer, gaming or reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I go all crazy when I see cute cats. Scratch that (heh) I go all crazy when I see anything really cute.

I have answered over 4000 match questions on this site, in case you are wondering I had a sort of curiosity driven compulsion to answer any questions on someone's profile that I had yet to answer, they just added up over time.
You should message me if
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So we all know that maybe one out of every ten women on these sites actively browses profiles and messages guys, seriously, go click on browse matches sometime and look at how many guys have been messaged in the past week. As such I'm going to mention a little pet peeve of mine: getting no response to a message.

Being ignored sucks. Seriously, it feels like shit, not only do you get the passive feeling of contempt from the other person, but there is that nagging feeling that you weren't even worth the time it would take them to reject you. Sure I understand that a lot of women don't respond to messages because they are too short or are just some ass hole hitting them up for sex, or both. If the way my profile is written is any indication, I don't send messages like that. I take my time, muse over various aspects of the message, read it twice to check my grammar (and even then sometimes miss mistakes) and then end it the same way this section of my profile is ended; and except in reference to the piss poor, spammed messages of the other men on this website, there is nary a mention of coitus. So for the love of whatever the fuck you revere or consider important, please respond to my fucking messages if only to tell me to fuck off.

Anyways, thanks for your time, and have a nice day.

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