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23 M Maumelle, AR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:44pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So a friend of a coworker described my profile as "awkward" and while I don't much care about the opinion of someone I haven't met, it made me think some about what precisely might cause that reaction. After a bit of thought I decided that that reaction was based on a fact about my profile: I am not trying to impress people with my profile, I am providing a portrayal of myself. The purpose of this profile is not to amaze women into thinking I'm an awesome person, it is to give them an idea of who I am, because quite frankly there is no fucking point in any of this if I finally meet up with someone and they realize I was lying.

I'm a nerd and I wear that label with pride. Dungeons and Dragons? Yes please. Live action role play? Sounds like fun. I spend most of my free time at my computer, or planning to do some other activity which would make most people raise their eye brow and say "Wow, this guy has no life."

All of that being said, I'm usually down for almost anything and I'm here looking for a reason to do more than sit at my computer all day long.

Most everything else you would need to know about me can be seen below or amongst the literally thousands of questions I've answered while perusing peoples' profiles here (check out that accidental alliteration... again), because I guess I took the whole "trying to find someone" thing a little too seriously.

An issue which seems to come up with some people (at least with my friends and certain others) is the fact that I do not now or plan to ever drink alcohol. This is not the result of some religious or moral bull shit, I simply decided a long time ago that alcohol wasn't something I needed to try. I do not judge others for drinking alcohol, if anything I have received more grief about not drinking than I will ever give others for drinking. The only reason why I make comment of it here is because a large portion of the population seems to equate not drinking alcohol with hating alcohol, and that is simply not the case with me.

Lastly I apologize for the tone of my summary, I've rewritten this over half a dozen times and my mood lately has been a strange sort of apathetic nihilism.
What I’m doing with my life
Living, which is harder than it sounds sometimes. Oh yes and there are always ninjas, I have to beat them back with my Otaku powers or they will gather together the seven color stones of the rainbow and plunge Equestria into darkness by opening the portal to Ry'leh and unleashing the horrible fiends of Cthulu onto the known universe. If that didn't make you at least chuckle, then this probably won't work... unless you spent the entire time scratching your head because you didn't understand the references, or did understand the references but I hopped between them so quickly you didn't manage to... fuck it nvm.
I’m really good at
Plot Dissection
Game Mechanics
Saving the known universe from the dark ninja menace
Coming up with story or game world ideas which I never end up using and simply store away to use "eventually"
The first things people usually notice about me
No clue, I'm not other people.

It has come to my attention that the above is probably a little terse and makes me come across as a dick. Just letting you know, that that answer is a result of me over thinking the question while also truly having no basis upon which to gauge what others notice about me first, I simply don't get enough first impressions to actually determine what the first things people notice about me are, and the few brand new people I see on average just don't say anything about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Any good anime, as it has recently come to my knowledge that there are some truly horrible anime out there, just to list off a few GOOD ones: Cowboy Bebop, Eureka 7, Vandread, Anything Hayao Miyazaki, Oh! My Goddess, Code Geass, Full Metal Panic, Full Metal Alchemist, Slayers, Azumanga Daioh and many more which I can't think of right now.
I pretty much like any show with good progression and a good story to tell.

I don't really read books much anymore, though in the past I have enjoyed most any fantasy having read most of R.A. Salvatore's Forgotten Realms books ( I like Drizzt but I am not a Drow fan, so don't classify me as such), and a few other fantasy titles, but books have never really been my favorite area of plot discovery.

This is what I do spend a lot of my time doing: reading webcomics. With the change from physical to digital medium, most webcomics are a FREE source of entertainment and allow for long stories to be told over a period of time. Similar episodically/chapter released stories exist but my love of a solidified visual aid has really drawn me into the world of webcomics.

I don't watch many movies anymore, with Netflix giving me the ability to sit down for three days and watch an entire television show back to back like it's just one really long movie. However I do like anything with a good plot and of course, anything Hayao Miyazaki, or that makes my inner fanboy squee.

Let's not even get started, it's almost easier to say what I don't like: Screamo, Country, Religious Songs, Bad Techno.

Pizza and Egg Rolls, if there was an Egg Roll Pizza... mmm.

So for some reason games aren't considered a popular medium the way books, shows and movies are, but it should be said that I'm a gamer, so here are some games that I play:
Dungeons and Dragons
Big Eyes Small Mouth (The anime and manga role playing game)
League of Legends (Support)
Minecraft (though let's face it, even non gamers play Minecraft)
Phantasy Star Online 2... this is a good one, takes a bit of a hassle to play if you don't speak Japanese
Blade Symphony
Fallout 3 and New Vegas
The six things I could never do without
My Friends, Games, Internet, Anime, Egg Rolls, Pizza (in no particular order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The normal gamer/nerd things: stories, game builds, mechanics for games I'm designing, pretty much anything that can hold my attention for a good long while. I also occasionally philosophize about topics as heavy as morality and the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (42) to those as silly as children's shows.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either asleep before work or at work, or is Friday Night merely meant to represent the night before my "day off?" If so I'm probably sitting in front of my computer, gaming or reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I go all crazy when I see cute cats. Scratch that (heh) I go all crazy when I see anything really cute.

I have answered every single "normal" match question on this site, I still come across the occasional profile with a question I haven't answered but the damn site tells me I've answered every question, so if you are curious, there are 3974 questions to be answered here... yeah I seriously have no life right now.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
So we all know that maybe one out of every ten women on these sites actively browses profiles and messages guys, seriously, go click on matches sometime and look at how many guys have been messaged in the past week. As such I'm going to mention a little pet peeve of mine. Please respond to the message I send if only to tell me to fuck off; I will not get angry or send you trash talk filled hate mail or get offended... at all. I WILL send you a rather polite message expressing my disappointment that you don't want to talk to me, thanking you for your time, stating that I will leave you alone, and if you would like to talk at a later date that would be fine with me. I know there are a lot of ass holes on these sites ladies, but to find "the guy" you might have to sit down and actually have a conversation.

Anyway, thanks for your time, and have a nice day.