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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:59pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Post grad
English (Fluently), Chinese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Recently moved to Beijing after living in DC for 8+ years, minus some previous stints in China and NYC.

I feel tremendous pressure each week to finish the unreasonable amount of magazines that I subscribe to.

I ride a black scooter with a pink muffler named Estelle.

Pop cultural references from the last few years are typically lost on me, and I'm a little self-conscious about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just trying to hack it in Beijing. Yoga helps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Estimating how long it takes to get somewhere. I'm the most punctual dude on OkCupid.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I arrived exactly on time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Count of Monte Cristo; all Murakami; Mao; Sea of Poppies; the Forever War; Tai Pan; The Party; Shantaram; Stone's Fall; Case of Exploding Mangoes; Kavalier & Klay; End of Faith; the Looming Tower.

Movies: Major League; Last King of Scotland; Lives of Others; all 80s Eddie Murphy movies; Hero; Kill Bill 1-2; Y Tu Mama Tambien; My Blue Heaven; City of God; Bull Durham; the Fog of War; Crocodile Dundee.

Shows: Seinfeld; Curb; Sopranos; Breaking Bad; Mad Men; Baseball Tonight
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Breakfast (I have a solid cereal rotation going right now)
*Access to news (real news, not Twitter or blogs)
*Anticipation of the next trip (was recently in Argentina, Turkey, and Guizhou; somewhere else in Asia is up next)
*The calculator on my phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My favorite Seinfeld scene -- in the episode where Elaine has a job interview with a publishing company that thinks she's from out of town so they get her a suite at the Plaza, and Jerry's parents are visiting but he has fleas in his apartment, so he convinces Elaine to let them stay at her room at the Plaza and Morty, Helen, Uncle Leo and Nana run up the tab with massages, macadamia nuts, and champagne, and Kramer loses his sense of taste because he's hanging out in Jerry's apartment during fumigation, so he can't taste the Mackinaw peaches -- is when Elaine, after not getting the job because of the exorbitant hotel bill, barges into the hotel room to scold Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld but finds Uncle Leo, in a bathrobe holding a glass of champagne, who complains, "they told me they were sending an Asian!?!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday night is for cutting loose.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty handy around the house for a Jew.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you know Beijing better than I do and you have a secret spot that you want to share. You have a show you want to hit but don't really know who to go with. You're funny as shit.