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  • Ages 25-51
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Once upon a time there was a Hobgothlin. What is a hobgothlin you may ask? Well they are smallish creatures, friendly but with a devilish mischievous side, rumour has it they are part hobbit, part goblin with a little bit of pixie magic thrown in. Some argue that because they are born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn they are in fact a Leprechaun but that's plain nonsense and a very bad joke to boot!

The Hobgothlin of this story is a merry humorous fellow, he likes nothing better than to have a sociable drink, travel, read books, blogging, play video games and generally have lots of adventures, if they include svelte faeries or curvy amazons then he never complains. He's a hobgothlin that likes to be a little bit avant-garde, loves his music, likes to converse on all manner of things and one who is quite frankly missing waking up with someone whilst snuggling and softly chatting on a Sunday morning (and other days of course!).

He realised though that in the big scary world of online dating hobgothlins weren't always going to be everybody's cup of dragons toe tea. It was a world of handsome tall princes and dashing heroes, how on earth could he compete? (He wasn't prepared to buy stilts so opted for New Rock boots instead.)

Well being a thoroughly positive type he decided to rely on his wit, cuteness and the rather large dagger he kept down his trousers. Hopefully one day someone would come along that liked a bit of goblin ... ahem I mean liked him because was a bit different from the norm. The hobbit part of him wanted to live happily ever after in a cosy nook by the sea with the girl of his dreams.

The goblin part of him preferred dungeons with whips and chains.... Oh my !

But that is another story!


That's the fun bit of fiction over with, lets be honest the devil isn't in the detail - its in the photos and sadly people make decisions based on imagery.

*If I've looked at your profile a few times, it doesn't mean I'm stalking it means you've cropped up in quickmatch which I have no control over.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing, Blogging, socialising, planning trips abroad, restoring militaria clothing or converting it to Steampunk for events, I also like 50s fashion and militaria. I don't need an excuse to dress up! Oh and I'm a massive Game of Thrones fan. Travel is something I like to do money permitting and this years destination was Greece (Skiathos island).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and debate.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm just a normal regular guy really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Any film with an escapist slant but love sci-fi, dystopian, horror, thriller or fantasy, anything really.

Books would be too many to mention but sci fiction or fantasy, Humanism, Philosophy, books by Hitchens, Sam Harris or Michael Moorcock.

Music, I love the 80s, Rock, Goth, Lounge, Kraut-Electro, Psytrance, EBM and Indie.

Food, you can't beat a curry! (but I'm happy to eat anything)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My PC, Music, Laughter, Good Conversation, Friends, Hugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Day dreaming, the stuff I am currently writing, atheism, history, philosophy and plans for world domination !
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably down the local or online gaming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an unusual tattoo (and nothing rude or stupid either!)
You should message me if
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If you like owls and have the wit-to-woo !