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34 M San Francisco, CA

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too many women of this site are either so "basic" (boring) that it just hurts, or trying so hard to be punk-rock/ avante garde that either way you feel like you are spending time with something that resembles more of a caricature than a human being. When do I get to stop dancing with your mask and meet the real you? Too many new money kids trying to look like old money. It's like this endless arms race to see who can make the most ostentatious and distasteful show of their affluence or education, artistic instinct or counter culture acumen. If you really believed any of that garbage, you wouldn't be working so hard to prove it. You doth protest too much. Seriously. Is there anyone out there who loves themselves enough to just be what they want and live? I'm to the point I just don't want to meet you if all the pictures in your profile are of exotic vacation spots. It's the female equivalent of the shirtless selfie in the bathroom mirror (and what were you looking for out there? Did you find it? I have my doubts). I don't give a damn if you went to India, or France. I know SF attracts a lot of travelers, I don't mean to sound like I'm down on travel, I love to travel too, it's just so damned perfunctory, predictable -I mean it's nice that you went and all, but the way you lean on it like a crutch! ladies! Please! Stop trying to make such a show of it as though it proves anything about you being an exciting, interesting person (So you went on a two week imitation of an adventure: but do you have the courage to be that adventure every day? ANSWER: No, you have to get up early for your soul-crushingly boring office job early tomorrow) -it looks like you are compensating for something and that something i.e. that you are boring, always shows itself in the end anyways.......I always get stuck with a lot of confused, uncertain people who think that somehow the ambience of a major city with a cool rep will somehow magically rub off on them, or that owning every new indie rock album ever or having reams of pictures of all the expensive trips they've taken will somehow change the fact that they are a boring person who will ultimately behave really selfishly and unpleasantly out of the sheer 'self-absorbedness' that results from deep personal insecurity. Truly your lack of self-love just explodes from behind every expensive couture facade you erect -so why bother? Who has the courage anymore to be crass for the sake of sincerity or personal freedom? Who has the guts to "set their chair between YES and NO." I mean, people around here buy into silly extremes out of insecurity and it makes the self-assured bastard in me so very lonely. I can't be around insecure people, please, where are these mythical creatures, the self-loving? I mean the truly self-loving; those who have seen through the bullshit of both sides of the argument and want to just be free to contradict themselves, to be well rounded, complex, to love and feel without being restricted by the litany of bourgeoisie expectations? So there, I said it: an unhappy truth that no one wants to hear, yes, my lovely empress, you've no clothes on, and I mean no hint of sexual innuendo by it...
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I’m really good at
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just about anything that requires creativity.
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I walk and talk with confidence.
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favorite authors: Dostoyevsky, Camus, Nietzsche, Hesse, Jung, Campbell, Kafka, Eco, Bukowski. This is probably the most revealing of my blurbs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Why of my life that makes any How bearable.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
letting the tourists have the run of the town. It's all about the weekdays.
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I'm really bored with this.
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  • Ages 23–56
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
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