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HoblongCoco Away

27 / M / Straight / Single

Baltimore, Maryland

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
10 truths and a lie. Get it right, you win a prize!
1.) I like lists.
2.) I am Japanese, Dutch, and Indonesian.
3.) I've won a Coyote Ugly-like dance off.
4.) I played water polo in college.
5.) For a year I hosted a weekly pub trivia night.
6.) I've performed standup in LA.
7.) I scuba dive with sharks.
8.) I've spent three weeks in Israel.
9.) WWF legend Mankind threw me out of a football game.
10.) I am going to be a surgeon.
11.) I am going to go on a date with you.
What I’m doing with my life
"I'm getting pay-per..."
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Sports. Trivia. Throwing parties. Chicken wings. Moving like Bernie.
The first things people usually notice about me
Due to my awesome hair and earring, I am often confused with Rufio from the Oscar Winning movie Hook. Don't worry, I won't crow. Unless you want me to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: NY Times Best Sellers

Movies: I religiously quote from Step Brothers, Anchorman, and Remember the Titans

TV: Game of Thrones, Glee, The League, Modern Family, Royal Pains, 30 Rock, Community, South Park, Pardon the Interruption, Tosh, Suits

Music: Anything I can shake my moneymaker to.

Food: Anything covered in Sriracha.
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Water
My laptop
The internet
My cleats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why it can't always be warm and sunny.
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends seeing a movie, getting drinks, or dancing our collective faces off.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a good girl who likes to get weird.