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HocEstBellum

29 Philadelphia, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A gyarados in a world full of magikarp.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
whatever I want. I'm an adult, mother.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
shreddin' the bass, chicken chasseur, wiggling my ears, catching quarters off of my elbow, being an asshole (in a totally charming and endearing way).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
human male, made out of meat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Stranger, Hard-Boiled Wonderland, Blood Meridian, Cat's Cradle, The Werewolf of Fever Swamp.

The Thing, Escape From L.A., Big Trouble In Little China, Captain Ron, Escape from New York.

The Simpsons season 3-9, Twin Peaks.

I have a spotify playlist called "best songs"; the first 10 jams on it are by Bayside, Tom Waits, The Weakerthans, Weatherbox, Mason Jennings, Saves The Day, None More Black, The Arrivals, Ryan Adams, and Laura Stevenson & The Cans. That's a pretty good overview of what I'm all about.

Burgers, Pad See-Ew, Pizza, Taco Bell, Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my bass. the instrument, not the fish.

my knife. it's a bourgie japanese chef's knife. i'm a chef, by the way.

black coffee.

hockey. go Rangers.

my record collection. it's bigger than yours.

books. i fell off for a long time there but I'm back on the wagon. or book mobile, as it were.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to get on my pizza. Dinosaurs. Separately, of course. You can't put dinosaurs on a pizza.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Settling Catan
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can crush buildings with my mind.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't do crossfit. those people are fucking weirdos.

you like to get lifted. or if you wanna go people-watching in a townie dive bar. or if you just wanna re-watch all of the venture bros.

BUT especially if you noticed my impeccable use of the semicolon several paragraphs up.