I'm an executive chef. Let's not talk about food. I will say that my bolognese game is not to be fucked with. I curse a lot. Like, all the fucking time. See? That wasn't even intentional. I'm incredibly sarcastic. There's no filter for it, it just happens. Don't take offense. Also, I'm hilarious when gin drunk. Easily the funniest person I know. I'm most certainly not "laid-back", "easy-going", "down to earth", or any other cop-out answer that everyone jots down here because they can't figure out how to describe themselves.
I AM, however, super easy to talk to, and I will be genuinely interested in talking to you if you happen to be a genuinely interesting person.
I'm probably coming off as a dick. I'm not, I swear. At the very least, I haven't been called out on being a dick in a super long time.