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26 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 6
5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat), LISP (Somewhat)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For money, I make drinks.

For fun, I drink.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
All sorts of stuff. I'm pretty good with tools, and figuring out how things work. Getting through half a crossword puzzle before getting bored and giving up. Cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Dunno. Red beard maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by Huxley; Watership Down; The Sound and the Fury; anything by Joyce; Shibumi; The Myth of Sisyphus, Vonnegut.

Movies: Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland; Max Manus; Edward Scissorhands; Up; To Kill a Mockingbird; Fight Club; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; Amadeus; Gerhard Richter Painting; Meet Joe Black; Pi; Donnie Darko; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Real Genius; Network; Good Will Hunting; A Clockwork Orange; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I love watching movies, and have tons of favorites.

Shows: Black Books; Sherlock; The Newsroom; Archer; Frasier; Samurai Champloo; Downton Abbey; Mad Men.
In general I like when all episodes of a show have aired, then just binge the entire series.

Music: Tallest Man on Earth; Andrew Bird; Alex Turner; Interpol; Mogwai; Explosions in the Sky; Bon Iver; Led Zeppelin; Macklemore and Ryan Lewis; Kimbra; Debussy; lots of others. Last big show I went to go see was Built to Spill.

Food: Lamb; potatoes made just about any way, from baked to fried, chips to perogies to tatty scones; pho; a good rare steak; anything new.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maps, hardware stores, the internet, beer, whiskey, a bike.

Really serious about the bike. Whenever my bike breaks down I have a minor meltdown because having a bike in Philly is freedom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bad jokes and puns that I can pepper into conversations.

What I should do with the olive pickling jars I save from work. Red beet eggs or sourkraut?

Why the fuck I'm on here when there's a perfectly good book next to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work. In my line of work right now Friday nights are the prime money nights.

If I weren't working I'd like to be out with friends, playing pool at dive bars, or cooking myself dinner and watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wrote poetry. I dunno.

Private things are more fun in story format, aren't they?
You should message me if
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Your grandmother thinks you're eccentric.