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24 Prairie Village, KS Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:15am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's start with the essentials. I graduated from Avila University with a Bachelors in music, focusing on composition. I'm extremley laid back, and I don't like doing stressful stuff. I prefer to zone out most of the time. I'm pretty affectionate and usually just want to "cuddle and watch Netflix." ...At the risk of sounding basic I suppose.

I'm super nerdy, but not at all a typical nerd. I'm even weirder cause I don't really fit into a niche or group of people, I've been told. I suppose that makes me "unique" if such a thing exists. You should also know I'm fetish friendly. The only reason I want to own a house ever is so I can have a dungeon to play in.

I am constantly day-dreaming. Usually reality is my secondary reality because I'm so lost in thought. I often find myself shouting at the multiverse, and I'm usually just shouting either "Why" or "Acknowledge me, please." I have yet to get a reply. The multiverse is quite cold and rude isn't it?

Some things you probably need to know or will just come up anyways: I live with my brother, but I'm getting my own place Feb 15th. I work 8-4:30 every weekday. I have a car. I see people casually right now. I will drop any plans at the snap of my best friends fingers because I love that bitch.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working a temp job while trying to work on my operas. I play video games like Starcraft 2, hearthstone, heroes of might and magic 3, and dynasty warriors. My best friend has a PS2 and I play it with her. I'm usually hanging with her. I also have a shit ton of magic cards.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Prepare to hate me.

-Creative Writing
-Painting (Abstract, Surrealist, Impressionist)
-Singing in the following styles: Operatic, Musical, Metal, Pop, Country
-Writing music in the following styles: Baroque, Classical, Romantic, Impressionist, EDM, Industrial, Rock, Metal, Alternative, Minimalist, Post-Minimalist
-Playing Piano (kinda)
-Creating elaborate universes
-Creating games
-Playing Magic (Green ramp strategies mostly)
-Having terrible timing
-Really not funny dick jokes
-Annoying the fuck out of you
-Falling on my face
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People think I'm hot until I open my mouth. Then they think I'm kind of a weirdo. I'm a sexy weirdo. I hope you like sexy weirdos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books/Movies/Shows
-Lord of the Rings (Books and Movies)
-Foundation Trilogy
-Hannibal (TV Show, Books, and Movies)
-BBC Sherlock
-Adventure Time
-Comic Book Flicks

Musical Idols:
-JS Bach
-Trent Reznor
-Infected Mushroom

Favorite Food:

I kind of don't like most food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six horns to open the heavens
Five fingers which can forge a cosmos whole
Four walls where no man can be heard or seen
Three candles to last till the sun burns away
Two eyes which can see what no others can
One mind to be the master of them all

Bet you've never seen anyone answer that shit in verse.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music and Horror.

Also butts and stuff.
Lets be honest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing video games/watching netflix, and laying down by the fire. Hanging with one of my two best friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have too many mirror neurons. So everything that happens with that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to be my friend, have at it. I'd love to make new friends. I'll meet pretty much anyone. But I'm picky when it comes to relationships. So you've been warned.

Put a quote from anything Hannibal in your message to impress me. Prefer Francis Dollarhyde quotes.