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HoherBassK

24 Kansas City, KS Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 12:15pm
Orientation
Bisexual, Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I was at the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane when this big obnoxious box appears in my cell. Some zany old man came out rambling about jelly babies and saving the universe from some aliens. I travelled with him for awhile until we met this white as fuck wizard. This wizards steed was dope as hell, like this was the prince of horses here. Anyways I stole his horse and he got all butt hurt about it and ended up somewhere in Scotland I think. Of course these three witches showed up and gave me a weird ass prophecy about becoming King, so I started going mad with power until I found myself in the middle of some crazy battle between these outcasts and these wild as fuck undead ice people. Some more bullshit about a king born of incest happened and I was like no way I'm out of here. So I traded this crazy blonde lady my horse for one of her dragons and I flew back to the hospital, where this asshole Chilton guy keeps taking my stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So the rest of this has actual information about me on it.

I'm working a corporate job while trying to write a fantasy novel about a gay werewolf named Wilhelm who goes on an epic quest across 1300s Europe to avenge the death of his lover, Heinrich, who looks like Eddie Redmayne.

For real I'm serious.

I play video games like Starcraft 2, hearthstone, heroes of the storm, heroes of might and magic 3, and dynasty warriors. I also have a shit ton of magic cards. I have a bachelors degree in music if that means anything. Mostly I kind of just smoke bud and try not to let the emptiness and vastness of reality drive me insane.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Appearing to be good at things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People think I'm hot until I open my mouth. Then they think I'm kind of a weirdo. I'm a sexy weirdo. I hope you like sexy weirdos. Also take nothing I say seriously. Ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Books/Movies/Shows
-Lord of the Rings (Books and Movies)
-Foundation Trilogy
-Hannibal (TV Show, Books, and Movies)
-Godzilla
-BBC Sherlock
-Adventure Time
-Game of Thrones

Musical Idols:
-Wagner
-Mahler
-Schubert
-JS Bach
-Trent Reznor
-Infected Mushroom
-Muse

Favorite Food:
-Meat
-Potatoes
-Bread

I kind of don't like most food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Companionship (Always #1)
2. Power
3. Destruction
4. Creation
5. My Hands
6. A Substance That Calms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. Music
2. Butts
3. Some universe I made up.
4. Butts
5. How primitive and savage every human being is
6. Butts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games/watching netflix, and laying down by the fire. Hanging with one of my two best friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a armoire full of BDSM gear. I'm also polyamorous. Also I'm neuro-atypical in case you couldn't tell. Literally ask me anything and I'll tell you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are into the same things I am and you're also sort of attractive.

You aren't one of those vanilla folk.

You have an EDH pod I can play in.

You're a Domme (subs and male doms are so easy to find.)

Also if you are trying to hit on someone, you don't just say "hey" or any iteration of "hey." Be clever ffs. Or try and be weird or something. Weird is great.