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24 Kansas City, KS Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Mar 4
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's start with the essentials. I graduated from Avila University with a Bachelors in music, focusing on composition. I'm extremely laid back, and I don't like doing stressful stuff. I prefer to zone out most of the time. I've been told I'm very affectionate.

I'm super nerdy, but not at all a typical nerd. I'm even weirder cause I don't really fit into a niche or group of people. I suppose that makes me "unique" if such a thing exists. You should also know I'm fetish friendly.

I am constantly day-dreaming. Usually reality is my secondary reality because I'm so lost in thought. I often find myself shouting at the multiverse, and I'm usually just shouting "Acknowledge me, please." I have yet to get a reply. It must be pretty empty out there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working a temp job while trying to work on my operas. Yes I just said operas. They're gothic horror ones with monsters. I play video games like Starcraft 2, hearthstone, heroes of might and magic 3, and dynasty warriors. My best friend has a PS2 and I play it with her. I'm usually hanging with her. I also have a shit ton of magic cards.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Creative Writing
-Writing music
-Playing Piano (kinda, not really, yeah not really actually)
-Creating elaborate universes
-Creating games
-Mono Green or Gx Ramp
-Being somewhere between "adult child" and "pretentious ass"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People think I'm hot until I open my mouth. Then they think I'm kind of a weirdo. I'm a sexy weirdo. I hope you like sexy weirdos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books/Movies/Shows
-Lord of the Rings (Books and Movies)
-Foundation Trilogy
-Hannibal (TV Show, Books, and Movies)
-BBC Sherlock
-Adventure Time
-Comic Book Flicks

Musical Idols:
-JS Bach
-Trent Reznor
-Infected Mushroom

Favorite Food:

I kind of don't like most food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six horns to open the heavens
Five fingers which can forge a cosmos whole
Four walls where no man can be heard or seen
Three candles to last till the sun burns away
Two eyes which can see what no others can
One mind to be the master of them all

I like answering things in verse. But you probably want something that doesn't illicit the reaction "what the fuck does that even mean." So fine. Here. Losers.

1. Companionship (Always #1)
2. Power
3. Destruction
4. Creation
5. My Hands
6. A Substance That Calms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. Music
2. Butts and stuff
3. Some universe I made up.

In that order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games/watching netflix, and laying down by the fire. Hanging with one of my two best friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have too many mirror neurons. So everything that happens with that.

Oh and if you REALLY want to know what I'm all about. I have a tumblr. I'm warning you I post some freaky shit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to be my friend, have at it. I'd love to make new friends. I'll meet pretty much anyone. But I'm picky when it comes to relationships. So you've been warned. If you want to ask my what my requirements are, shoot me a message.

Put a quote from anything Hannibal in your message to impress me. Prefer Francis Dollarhyde quotes.

This is where I put BDSM, MTG, and magic the gathering at the bottom so it comes up in a keyword search.