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24 Kansas City, KS Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:16pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly other
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a contract auditor/composer, and one day I'll just be a composer. My dream is to own my own opera company. I have much zeal. I'm moderately introverted, as I find having a social life to be very exhausting, yet rewarding. I'm a devoted person, but only to few. My devotion is mostly to my creations. I can be a bit pompous at times.

I am here looking for a friends with the possibility of a third wheel. I'm polyamorous.

If you REALLY want to know what I'm all about. I have a tumblr. I'm warning you I post some freaky shit. 18+ only obviously.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working a temp job while trying to work on my operas. Yes I just said operas. They're gothic horror ones with monsters. I play video games like Starcraft 2, hearthstone, heroes of might and magic 3, and dynasty warriors. My best friend has a PS2 and I play it with her. I'm usually hanging with her. I also have a shit ton of magic cards.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Creative Writing
-Writing music
-Playing Piano (kinda, not really, yeah not really actually)
-Creating elaborate universes
-Creating games
-Mono Green or Gx Ramp
-Being somewhere between "adult child" and "pretentious ass"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People think I'm hot until I open my mouth. Then they think I'm kind of a weirdo. I'm a sexy weirdo. I hope you like sexy weirdos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books/Movies/Shows
-Lord of the Rings (Books and Movies)
-Foundation Trilogy
-Hannibal (TV Show, Books, and Movies)
-BBC Sherlock
-Adventure Time
-Comic Book Flicks

Musical Idols:
-JS Bach
-Trent Reznor
-Infected Mushroom

Favorite Food:

I kind of don't like most food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Companionship (Always #1)
2. Power
3. Destruction
4. Creation
5. My Hands
6. A Substance That Calms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. Music
2. Butts and stuff
3. Some universe I made up.

In that order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games/watching netflix, and laying down by the fire. Hanging with one of my two best friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have fantasy prone personality disorder, meaning my mirror neurons never went away. This means my imagination is overcharged and I rarely spend time in reality. I have an elaborate fantasy-horror universe I've created that I escape to.
You should message me if
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You are into the same things I am and you're also sort of attractive.

You aren't a boring vanilla. We won't be compatible if you are.

Put a quote from anything Hannibal in your message to impress me. Prefer Francis Dollarhyde quotes.