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38 M Phoenix, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:11pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, French (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm amaaaaaaaazing. Or so I've been told. Hopefully I wasn't being pandered to, but there's certainly a chance of that.
What I’m doing with my life
1. Working for the man. I work in the banquet kitchen in a massive resort, feeding the multitude. It's not very spiritually satisfying but it pays the bills.

2. I have two properties in Phoenix. One is a mid-century ranch in Midtown that I rent out. The other is most of an acre in Arcadia that I'm developing as a micro-farm, with the potential for some bed and breakfasting. That's where I live, in a ramshackle building. It needs some work, but work isn't something I mind doing.

3. I'm going to start a new social network. It will probably be the best social network ever. Seriously.
I’m really good at
Modesty. Immodesty. Cooking. Whistling. Finding the humor. Dealing with it. Listening. Choosing my words.
The first things people usually notice about me
I laugh very loudly and sometimes I swagger a little bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy a huge variety of all of these things. Here are just a few examples....

Books: The Stand, The Stranger, Burroughs, Atwood, Sedaris.

Movies: The Road Warrior, Super Troopers, Holy Motors, Wes Anderson, James Cameron.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Wilfred, HBO, Netflix.

Music: Talking Heads, Outkast, Die Antwoord, Laura Gibson, tUnE-yArDs, Hallelujah Chicken Run Band.

Food: I'm comfortable defining myself as a gourmand. I'll try anything once, and if I like it I'll keep trying it over and over again.
The six things I could never do without
Food. Fiction. Facts. Family. Friends. Free will. Fun. Funk. Forthrightness. F is an awesome letter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I can do to help people.
What I can do to help myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at work or having loads of fun. I'm happy to do anything, but most of what I do socially is the same kind of stuff that most people do socially.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have very little shame. What would you like to know?
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you think we'll get along. If you want to join my social network. If you want to do something fun with someone fun.