Well, I'm a single 27 year old living here on the NW side of Indianapolis. I came across this site and figured hell, why not give it a shot. These online sites can be full of strange people sometimes, but just maybe there's some special weirdo on here that I just can't get enough of.

I am playful, sarcastic, and witty.

Ah life. According to most people I'm supposed to have kids, a 9 to 5 job and a white picket fence. I have none of those things but starting to think maybe that's not such a bad idea. I'm going to school and majoring in IT. I got a late start but I'm optimistic I'll graduate soon and hopefully find a decent job. Right now I work for a construction supply company. I can't say I enjoy it but hey it's better than not having a job at all.

Video games, ping pong, soccer, skateboarding, rollerblading, fishing, beer pong. I recently started to play the guitar, but right now I can only play twinkle, twinkle, little star. Someday I'll be jammin' like a rock star though.

I dabble in a lot of things, but can't say I'm a master at any either :) People tell me I'm a good friend, because I'm loyal as hell. I always seem to be the mediator in things. It take a LOT to get me angry, but that doesn't mean I'm a pushover either. I'm good at reading through a line of bullshit, and can decipher people down to what they really are, instead of the illusion that they portray.

Basically, I enjoy a lot of things, until I have a reason not to, and I'm usually open for any new ideas as I get bored easily.

Well I'm not sure since we're talking about other people. I don't go up to people I meet and say " Hey what did u first notice about me when u saw me, I just haaaaaave to know? " They would probably think I was strange.

A lot of people notice my die dangling from my neck. I've worn it for 9 years, it's my good luck charm. And no, it doesn't work all the time either.

Perhaps my shoe is untied and they're hoping I trip on it so they can laugh at me. Perhaps they think my shirt is ugly? Maybe they're undressing me with their eyes... who knows?

Books- Catcher in the Rye, Sirens of Titan, The dark is rising, Dragonlance Chronicles, Brave New World... I really enjoy books with a twist or books that mindf*ck you while reading them.

Movies- The Memphis Belle, Star Wars (original), Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, The Wall, The Matrix, Donny Darko, Lord of the Rings, Labrynth, Fight Club, Snatch, Gran Torino, etc.

TV- South Park, First 48, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family guy (Anything on adult swim really), Dr. G medical Examiner, Pawn Stars, Paranormal State, Simpsons, Law and Order......

Music- I like all types of Rock music. Some favorites: Pink Floyd, Smashing Pumpkins, MGMT, Pixies, Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine, Tool, Korn, Green Day, System of a Down, Jane's Addiction, Foo Fighters, My Chemical Romance... I grew up in the 90s, when music was music and friends would get together and make a band. Now its all commercialized and it's sad. /tear

Instead of the 6 things I could NEVER do without, lets focus on 6 things I could ALWAYS do without:

1) People with long hair who talk on a bluetooth when they're not driving. Great, now I can't tell if you're crazy and I should avoid you or if you're jst on the phone.
2) Mullets (These are good for a laugh sometimes though)
3) American Idol (you are destroying music I hate you)
4) Homeless people who give u a bullshit story about why they need money. I know its for crack rocks dude, don't lie to me.
5)People with children that don't know how to take care of them.
6) Jesus freaks trying to get me to join their cult. I am not interested. Please drink the punch so you stop annoying me.

Life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. I like to think a bit outside the box. I enjoy discussing important topics, but can also let loose and have a good time. I like to people watch a lot because people are funny. They never cease to amaze, disgust, or amuse me.

Well I'm probably working til about midnight, then usually I'll just chill and watch TV or play some video games. Sometimes we will have people over and play beer pong and party a bit, but usually save that for Saturday nights. Every once in a while I put on a costume and fight crime in the streets.

Hmm, I don't really have any secrets, I'm pretty open about anything. I do have an unhealthy anger towards homeless people; they just bug the hell out of me I don't know why. Sometimes I wonder if I'll be homeless in the next life, kind of a sick joke from God. I've also been accused of being brutally honest at times, but I'm trying to be a bit more tactful.

Really, I get sick of being the one who has to message the girl first, so if you are interested in getting to know me more please send me a message. Its time to get rid of these stupid gender roles where the guy has to make all the first moves.

What I'm looking for in a girl, or woman I should say:
1) Must be able to shoot a shotgun when the inevitable zombie apocalypse occurs. (or at least be willing to learn)

2) Must be able to tolerate my sarcasm, and have a sense of humor

3) A woman who pretends that my awful cooking is good, although it isn't. Or at least be willing to eat out instead, which I'd rather do anyway money permitting.

4) Someone with a sex drive. I'm sorry but a guys got needs, sorry if that sounds sexist.

What I'm NOT looking for:
1) Crazy people. You know who u are, don't lie. Fun crazy is ok, but crazy crazy is not.

2) A woman who was once a man at one point in his/her life

3) Someone who thinks Asia is a country

4) Girls with facial hair. I'm not that picky, but the facial hair thing.. not cool.

5) Women who are still using their high school pics because they don't want anyone to know they've actually gained about 60 lbs. Put a recent pic up for god sakes. If you hate yourself that much don't lie to me about it, do something about it.