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26 Lenoir, NC Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 3
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I was raised in a weird little town, so now I'm a weird person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I work in a call center. Mostly what I'm looking forward to is saving money to travel and write through days travels.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, photography, digital art, poker, sleeping, playing video games
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I've fallen asleep in a strange place, honestly I can fall asleep standing up in line for coffee in the morning.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Nine Inch Nails
Rage Against the Machine
The Misfits
David Bowie
Buddy Holly
Pearl Jam
Dead Kennedys
Black Flag
The Rolling Stones
Soul Asylum

The Gangs of New York
Peter Pan ( Yes Disney movies are the shit)
Clerks 1 and 2 but 1 is better
Basically anything Kevin Smith did
Lost Highway
Coen brothers movies...
Eraser Head ...all that DL shit as well obviously
I'm big on British comedies
Why was there a remake of Death at a Funeral I mean its less than ten years old.
Pretty much anything Martin Scorsese did as well.
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away
The Departed
Smoking Aces
Harry Potter movies
Good Fellas
A Clockwork Orange
101 damn Dalmatians is awesome..w/e
Trick R Treat
Jason movies..Freddy Movies...Myers movies
The Goonies
Zombie movies ( accept don't everrrr ask me to watch Serpent and the Rainbow flipped me out)
2001 and 2010 Space Odysseys
The Big Lebowski
O.O *my eyes are starting to bleed*

Old Anne Rice books
All the Harry Potter Books...I'm a huge HP nerd, get over it. Piers Anthony....I read a lot of books of poetry and philosophy. I like really random books. I own a useless book of information all the way to Abbie Hoffmans Steal This Book...I also read a crap load of classic literature, big Emerson fan here..Dickens, Wolfe....uhhhg A lot of books is basically the point here.

Why is there no place for video games on here :( or just any games or sports in general.... w/e
I love to swim and to play Frisbee
I'm addicted to the Kingdom Hearts video games heh
I like old video games and Mortal Kombat rocks but my bro is way better at them than I.

Doctor Who, Sherlock, Dexter, Weeds, Ren and Stimpy, Invader Zim, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Paradise Kiss, Merlin, Scrubs, Monty Python. The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory, Fawlty Towers.

The food thing is whatever but I have an insatiable addiction to egg rolls and pocky....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends and family (this includes my dug Murphy)
Great beer
Movie night
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking about moving up in my career...the dishes need to be washed....did i remember to lock the there a point to the universe....i need some new socks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, driving around listening to music, at the bar, walking my dog...or rather being pulled around the neighborhood by this huge enormous asshole that I for some ungodly reason I have unconditional love for.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I bite my fingernails....People actually have yelled at me about it.

I've actually accidentally slapped myself in the head with a keyboard joke.

Also if you eat a pizza that I've made there is usually a dick drawn in the sauce or the words "I hate you" drawn in the sauce.
You should message me if
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I don't know, if you're bored? Or you think we could somehow solve world hunger.

Or if you know when the narwhal bacons...

I'd rather you not message me if
You are racist/bigoted
You think you can convert me to your religion...that will just end in a mess.
You don't have a sense of humor that borders insanity
You don't bother yourself with the world news
or if you have ever seriously contemplated setting me on fire.