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HolidayBall

25 F Lenoir, NC

My Details

Last Online
Feb 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I was raised in a weird little town, so now I'm a weird person.
What I’m doing with my life
I work fixing peoples cell phones...i hate cell phones so much.
I’m really good at
Writing, photography, digital art, poker, sleeping, I love playing video games but to be honest I usually suck at them.
The first things people usually notice about me
When I say something out of place to them probably.
Or that I've fallen asleep in a strange place.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music
Nine Inch Nails
Tool
Rage Against the Machine
The Misfits
David Bowie
Buddy Holly
Oasis
Pearl Jam
Dead Kennedys
Black Flag
The Rolling Stones
Soul Asylum

Movies
The Gangs of New York
Peter Pan ( Yes Disney movies are the shit)
Clerks 1 and 2 but 1 is better
Basically anything Kevin Smith did
Lost Highway
Coen brothers movies...
Eraser Head ...all that DL shit as well obviously
I'm big on British comedies
Why was there a remake of Death at a Funeral I mean its less than ten years old.
Pretty much anything Martin Scorsese did as well.
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away
The Departed
Smoking Aces
Harry Potter movies
Good Fellas
A Clockwork Orange
101 damn Dalmatians is awesome..w/e
Friday
Trick R Treat
Jason movies..Freddy Movies...Myers movies
The Goonies
Zombie movies ( accept don't everrrr ask me to watch Serpent and the Rainbow again...it flipped me out)
2001 and 2010 Space Odysseys
The Big Lebowski
O.O *my eyes are starting to bleed*

Books
Old Anne Rice books
All the Harry Potter Books...I'm a huge HP nerd, get over it. Piers Anthony....I read a lot of books of poetry and philosophy. I like really random books. I own a useless book of information all the way to Abbie Hoffmans Steal This Book...I also read a crap load of classic literature, big Emerson fan here..Dickens, Wolfe....uhhhg A lot of books is basically the point here.

Why is there no place for video games on here :( or just any games or sports in general.... w/e
I love to swim and to play Frisbee
I'm addicted to the Kingdom Hearts video games heh
I like old video games and Mortal Kombat rocks but my bro is way better at them than I.

Shows
True Blood , Dexter, Weeds, Ren and Stimpy, Invader Zim, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Paradise Kiss, Merlin, Scrubs, Monty Python. The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory.

The food thing is whatever but I have an insatiable addiction to egg rolls and pocky....
The six things I could never do without
Camera
I love to drive so I probably need the car
Halloween
Music
Friends
My dog Murphy

Six really is unfair because I also need books, debates, coffee, alone time, smokes,..all sorts of poop really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking about moving up in my career...the dishes need to be washed....did i remember to lock the car...is there a point to the universe....i need some new socks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, driving around listening to music, at the bar, walking my dog...or rather being pulled around the neighborhood by this huge enormous asshole that I for some ungodly reason I have unconditional love for.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I bite my fingernails....People actually have yelled at me about it.

I've actually accidentally slapped myself in the head with a keyboard before...no joke.

Also if you eat a pizza that I've made there is usually a dick drawn in the sauce or the words "I hate you" drawn in the sauce.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I don't know, if you're bored? Or you think we could somehow solve world hunger.

Or if you know when the narwhal bacons...

I'd rather you not message me if
You are racist/bigoted
You think you can convert me to your religion...that will just end in a mess.
You don't have a sense of humor that borders insanity
You don't bother yourself with the world news
or if you have ever seriously contemplated setting me on fire.