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Hollyofthejoy

30 F Brighton, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:25am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
*in the process of deleting profile, let me know if you want to stay in touch* I'm Holly, just a girl, from the West Country. I have meat on my bones and come from good peasant stock.

I am 30 despite looking about 17! It's not a lie. I promise! If we ever meet you can ID as long as you promise not to laugh. I'm mega laid back and generally very happy. I do have a few passions in life.

I tend to live my life in a whirlwind of optimism, smiles, rose tinted thinking and fluffy white clouds. Sometimes I remember that there are Tories, xenophobes, capitalists, homophobes, misogynists and this momentarily ruins it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a full time single mama to be uber cute little munchkin and am in the process of planning my festival business which will aim to kick off next year. My long term goal is to become more self sufficient. Buy some land, build myself a little hobbit house in the woods and live off the land.
I’m really good at
Sewing, home making, making stuff look pretty, making 40's/50s style clothes, making rockabilly/burlesque accessories, cooking, eating, laughing, talking, dancing and singing (at least in my head I'm frigging awesome).
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually people ask about my hair or vintage style clothes as I stand out a little bit. If they know me that I've lost 1 1/2 stone recently. I'd like to lose more but I have Thyroid disease so I'll always be a curvy girl :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Films - Belle Ville Rendezvouz, My Dog Tulip, Delicatessen, Into the Wild, Super, Amelie, Leon, Wanderlust, Drop Dead Fred, Dark Crystal. Loads more.

Music - Alllll the music but i do have a soft spot for acoustic and folk. Nouvelle Vague, Paul Brady, Nina Simone, Jeff Buckley, Ani DiFranco, Tryo, Seasick Steve, Spiro, Gogol Bordello, Django Riendhardt. Far far too many to mention.

TV - Not so much but i do like some documentaries/ historical/ nature programs.
The six things I could never do without
Technically I could live without these things but my life wouldn't be so fun.
1. Tea. I love it.
2. Wine. I frigging love that too.
3. Music. If you don't agree then i have a sneaking suspicion your soul is dead.
4. My flat. I've filled it with random junk and it makes me happy.
5. Crafting. I like to make stuff.
6. My little ginger-ninja-kick-ass-munchkin. She's three, she makes me laugh many times on a daily basis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can make my flat even cooler. Boys. Day dreaming about awesome craft based business plans. Girls. Sometimes I just get overwhelmed by all the things I want to do, make, craft, achieve and see. Too much awesome stuff in the world for one little lifetime.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hula hooping with a glass of wine wondering if the glass of wine is negated by said hula hooping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On my 30th birthday I got stung on the side tit by a jelly fish! Yes, a jelly fish stung me on MY TIT.

I am a very sexual person with a high drive and a slightly kinky side but I looking for a relationship and to be treated with respect as women. Do not message me with anything lewd or lascivious.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're all beautiful and you should all send me a message! :)

If you like a voluptuous woman. If you wanna find someone cool to hang out with and talk bollocks with over a glass of wine.