I know it says "Replies very selectively" but don't hesitate to send me something. :-)

"It's not about who you wanna spend Friday night with...it's about who you wanna spend all day Saturday with."

I am loving, genuine, complex, and awesome.

I have my shit together. Let's leave it at that.

Cooking. Making my friends laugh. Giving fantastic advice. Tying a cherry stem in a knot with my toung. Driving in bad weather. Swimming. Camping. Sleeping. Loving the cold side of a pillow. Going to shows. Taking road trips. Getting pierced. Getting tattooed. Watching other people get tattooed. I'm decent at bowling after I've had a beer or two, that's the only way I get enough confidence to play. I'm a very good listener, people like opening up to me for some reason.

Side note:::: I am NOT into sports in any way, shape, or form. I don't care about teams or watching games on tv or going to games. I don't give a damn about politics either, so those two things, I will not be talking about.

I always smell good.

It's true.

I'm guarded at first.

Slaying Zombies.

its different all the time. i might be out somewhere, or inside watching movies. it all depends on my mood.

I collect action figures.
I'm afraid of the dark.
I know every word to the Gumby song.

I have a really werid habit that I do on a daily basis, but I guess u will have to ask me about that because its kind of too weird to explain on here.

You want to show me that some forms of chivalry aren't dead.

You are sarcastic.

You don't have a picture of you and your ex on your profile. I don't care how good the picture is of you.

You don't have a "shirtless mirror shot" on your profile. I don't give a shit what your stomach muscles look like. That's not what is going to attract me to you.

You want to get to know me as a person. You want to ask me questions.

You don't want "full body pics" texted to you. This has to be the worst display of someone being superficial. And I don't have time for that garbage. If you want to see a "full body pic", go buy a playboy. Cause you won't get that shit here.

im really not into having my time wasted. and im not interested in talking with you if you are fresh out of a relationship. im sorry if this seems superficial. actually, no, im not sorry. i know what i want, and i know what im worth, and im not somebodys "meantime" thing.

also,,,,if you live a million miles away and dont have a car and expect me to just come to you without you having to do a damn thing, please do not even message me. hopefully you have read this far into my profile because this is important.