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HolyCrapNinjas

30 M Stuarts Draft, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In suburban Philadelphia born and raised
On A.I.M. is how I spent most of my days.
Chilling out, Starcraft, and relaxing all cool
And then racing some Mario Kart at a friend's right after school
When a couple of jobs, they were frankly no good.
Started making plans to leave my neighborhood.
I got an interview invite and I shaved my beard.
They said "You're moving to Virginia to be our new engineer."
What I’m doing with my life
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I just moved from Philadelphia. I work as a mechanical engineer full time. I'm hoping to go back to school part time as well in the future. Finish up my degree in computer science.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hugs, laughing, doing my wash while wearing my last clean pair of underpants, petting my cat, yelling at slow drivers with all the windows up, watching Youtube, changing Wikipedia articles to win arguments, microwaving popcorn, and misunderstanding pop culture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No one ever told me what they thought when they first saw me. I'd like to assume it was that I'm delightful.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Podcasts: Radiolab, Nerdist, Startalk, Jordan Jesse Go!, Judge John Hodgeman, This American Life, Facerocker, To The Fuckin Future.
Podcasts are how I spend my my work days. I clock in about 30 hours of them a week.

Music: Too vast and ever changing to say, but currently listening to Avett Brothers, Childish Gambino and Dawes.

Currently reading, Thinking Fast and Slow by Dan Kahnamen, Skunk Works: A Personal memoir.

I just discovered the show Million Dollar Listings NY and I've seen every episode up to date. I also like The Walking Dead, X-Files, Community, The Big Bang Theory, 30 Rock, Marvel Movies, Zombie movies.

Love Vietnamese food but mostly Pho. It's become my substitute for chicken soup on cold winter days. Dim Sum of course.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laptop
phone
Car
bikes
Friends
Family
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
kickin ass or chewing bubble gum... and I have plenty of bubble gum.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My username is me quoting myself talking to Bruce Willis.
You should message me if
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You like to laugh.