Keen to avoid girls who frequent karaoke bars, have grainy black-and-white, pouting profile pics, read self-help books/pulp fiction/chick lit, believe that spiritual contentment comes through shoe-shopping, and those that shriek. All else considered.
My ideal match is someone who has already vomited bile out of her eyeballs from reading all these other men's pseudo-intellectual, bluntly dull and clutching attempts at manliness. She probably feels like she wants to bang her exasperated, clenched fists in frenzied panic on the doors of her local nunnery. I offer late-night drinks and Hope of an impious kind.
I lead a really exciting career and know where I’m headed in life so I’m totally cool with someone who has a busy life
I’m hoping to find that perfect woman who I believe will change my life. While I don’t believe we’ll be perfect for each other right away, I know our differences will no longer matter in the end and I’ll grow to adore those differences so much that I just wouldn’t change them