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32 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 29
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Trying to quit
Graduated from space camp
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Phoenix, AZ Transplant. I just got into Chicago

I'm an eclectic individual, I enjoy trying new thing , thinking outside the box and being challenged. I'm a one of a kind individual that is honest , funny , kind , and earnest.

I'm not typical , easily forgotten to those who do not take the time to know me. I'm loved by many wonderful people, and I doubt you'll be lucky enough to meet them. ( They live in my Hometown and all brew beer)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm traveling the US, while crafting tasty beers

As far as work is concerned I teach people how send/receive traffic over the internet. IE: How Netflix gets from their servers to your home.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
analogies and Riding the wave of chaos, like it's a lazy river.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Beautiful Ginger Beard, or my curly/wavy hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Outsiders, Snow crash, Fahrenheit 451 , Nochnoy Dozor
Shows: Venture brothers, HIMYM , American Horror Story
Music: Dog Fashion Disco , Tub-ring , Mirthkon, Stolen Babies, That 1 Guy, Idiot Flesh, Horse the Band, The Protomen
Food: TACOS!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sonoran Street TACOS!
Games (Board, Video, Card)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Brewing beer, what should I make next, and what process should I do to make said beer.

Also since I just moved to Chicago. How am I going to survive without Sonoran tacos. EL Patron is really good , however it isn't what I crave.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with friends, laughing and tasting new and exciting beers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not very private
1. I don't mind being alone.
2. I haven't had a bad date in 4 years. Acutally I can't remember the last time I had a bad date. I've had a Mediocre date or two. However I always enjoyed myself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like Tomfoolery , shenanigans, or if you're looking for a Partner in crime.

If you want to eat really really good food. I love everything from Ethic good to Soul Food.

IF you want to drink a pint of Tasty suds, preferably homebrew.

If you're having trouble thinking of what to write to me, tell me about the last joke you made.

I'm friendly and i do not bite.