I am feisty, volatile, and shameless.
My Self-Summary
Tearing down the old profile and starting again! Purely as a flimsy
pretext because if there's one thing I do well, it's natter on
about myself.
So let's get on with some stuff about lil' old me.
25,
yoga enthusiast,
caffeine junkie,
scatterbrained, easy going and incredibly naive.
I'm training to become a
personal trainer/
yoga teacher. Yep, I like my
activity, but oddly enough I'm not a sports fan. I seem to only
like exercise with absolutely no productive value whatsoever.
Treadmill good,
jogging bad!
I accumulate
DVDs like
there's no tomorrow.
Film is a big passion of mine and I love
heading down to the local
arts theatre/
picturehouse to take in some
obscure work, even if they are subtitled.
What I’m doing with my life
In my free time I party, dance, contort, laze around and play good
old
video
games!. I haven't picked up a pencil in years but when I did, I
knew what I was doing with a sketchpad.
I’m really good at
being incredibly bendy. Trust me, I can kiss my own arse from both
directions.
I'm also good at being cheerful, but when the stormclouds come in,
run for cover 'cause Hurricane Iwan is about to strike... Thinking
of such marked differences in behavious makes me wonder if I'm
cultivating a personality disorder... Oh well.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my height, although there seem to be a lot of people just as
tall, if not taller, than me around nowerdays. That or they notice
my perchant for clothing one size too small.
The first things people usually notice about my pesonality is my
complete disregard of social taboos. I make vagina and testicle
jokes all the time! They sound au fait in my head, but when they
come out I occasionally get a few shocked faces. Maybe it's my
delivery that needs a little work.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(A)
The
Obstacle Race by
Germaine Greer I love art
critiques. I should probably include compilation books by artists
here since they're technically picture books with less emphasis on
reading.
Dali, the
compilation of
Salvador Dali's paintings is my
latest fixation along with the poetry of
Oscar Wilde who was more to the
world than a shirtlifter.
(B)
Spirited
Away and other bizarre Japanese films; it's good to think
outside the box. Honorable mentions have to go to 99% of everything
Kevin Smith
has done;
Chasing
Amy,
Dogma,
Mallratz etc. Oh
yes and for pure braindead fun:
Romy
& Michelle's Highschool Reunion! Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe
concentrate! But did you see her in
The Opposite Of Sex?
(C) All things
Goldfrapp especially
Strict Machine and the
little known band
Bodixa I love their
Pray for Rain song. Honorable
mention must go to
Basement Jaxx and their entire
collection. These boys can do no wrong! I do tend to bop to the
cheesier dance tunes too...
Poison by
Groove Coverage for
example.
(D) I've dabbled in vegan foods but I do like meat. Cumin, love
that seed! It gets sprinkled on everything. I also like tofu, but
it's at its best when shredded up in a smothie (not like you can
taste it anyway). Big yay for fried polenta and my favourite...
Dark chocolate!!!
The six things I could never do without
Nibbles! My imagination, hot guys, but any outlet for my energy;
Creative or active.
These are actually things I don't have around me, but the thought
of being without them makes me want them all the more.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to be more eco friendly while maintaining my standards of
personal grooming and not turning into a saggy titted dreadlocked
hippie with skanky feet. (no offence to the saggy titted
dreadlocked hippies with skanky feet, especially my friends who fit
a few of those adjectives a little too well...)
I also obsess a little over my own behaviour and the decisions I've
made throughout my life, where I've gone wrong and how to not make
the same mistake again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes working, dammit. Other times I'm not looking to go out,
it's a friday night! Fridays are for the hoodie wearing chavs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
that being alone in a pub really freaks me out! Even when just
waiting for late friends, it's like I flashed forward 25 years and
I've ended up as the sad old guy sitting on his own, rolling a fag
and watching the young chickens squandering their youth with
longing, envy-filled eyes.
I guess I can break that down to fearing my own mortality. Even
though Buddhist teachings speak of reincarnation, I'm very fond of
my current shell. It's a pretty good model.
You should message me if
you've got any wish to. Say hello, I often say hello back.