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I am feisty, volatile, and shameless

Homojo

26 / m / gay / Available

Cambridge, United Kingdom

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Ethnicity White

Height 6' 3" (1.90m).

Looking For New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual encounters (sex partners)

Smokes No

Drinks Rarely

Drugs Sometimes

Religion Agnosticism and laughing about it

Sign Sagittarius and it's fun to think about

Education Graduated from college/university

Job Medicine / Health

Income $20,000-$30,000

Kids Likes children, but doesn't want any

Pets Likes dogs and Dislikes cats

Languages English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary

Tearing down the old profile and starting again! Purely as a flimsy pretext because if there's one thing I do well, it's natter on about myself.

So let's get on with some stuff about lil' old me.

25, yoga enthusiast, caffeine junkie, scatterbrained, easy going and incredibly naive.

I'm training to become a personal trainer/yoga teacher. Yep, I like my activity, but oddly enough I'm not a sports fan. I seem to only like exercise with absolutely no productive value whatsoever. Treadmill good, jogging bad!

I accumulate DVDs like there's no tomorrow. Film is a big passion of mine and I love heading down to the local arts theatre/picturehouse to take in some obscure work, even if they are subtitled.

What I'm doing with my life

In my free time I party, dance, contort, laze around and play good old video games!. I haven't picked up a pencil in years but when I did, I knew what I was doing with a sketchpad.

I'm really good at

being incredibly bendy. Trust me, I can kiss my own arse from both directions.

I'm also good at being cheerful, but when the stormclouds come in, run for cover 'cause Hurricane Iwan is about to strike... Thinking of such marked differences in behavious makes me wonder if I'm cultivating a personality disorder... Oh well.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

is my height, although there seem to be a lot of people just as tall, if not taller, than me around nowerdays. That or they notice my perchant for clothing one size too small.

The first things people usually notice about my pesonality is my complete disregard of social taboos. I make vagina and testicle jokes all the time! They sound au fait in my head, but when they come out I occasionally get a few shocked faces. Maybe it's my delivery that needs a little work.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(A) The Obstacle Race by Germaine Greer I love art critiques. I should probably include compilation books by artists here since they're technically picture books with less emphasis on reading. Dali, the compilation of Salvador Dali's paintings is my latest fixation along with the poetry of Oscar Wilde who was more to the world than a shirtlifter.

(B) Spirited Away and other bizarre Japanese films; it's good to think outside the box. Honorable mentions have to go to 99% of everything Kevin Smith has done; Chasing Amy, Dogma, Mallratz etc. Oh yes and for pure braindead fun: Romy & Michelle's Highschool Reunion! Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe concentrate! But did you see her in The Opposite Of Sex?

(C) All things Goldfrapp especially Strict Machine and the little known band Bodixa I love their Pray for Rain song. Honorable mention must go to Basement Jaxx and their entire collection. These boys can do no wrong! I do tend to bop to the cheesier dance tunes too... Poison by Groove Coverage for example.

(D) I've dabbled in vegan foods but I do like meat. Cumin, love that seed! It gets sprinkled on everything. I also like tofu, but it's at its best when shredded up in a smothie (not like you can taste it anyway). Big yay for fried polenta and my favourite... Dark chocolate!!!

The six things I could never do without

Nibbles! My imagination, hot guys, but any outlet for my energy; Creative or active.

These are actually things I don't have around me, but the thought of being without them makes me want them all the more.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

how to be more eco friendly while maintaining my standards of personal grooming and not turning into a saggy titted dreadlocked hippie with skanky feet. (no offence to the saggy titted dreadlocked hippies with skanky feet, especially my friends who fit a few of those adjectives a little too well...)

I also obsess a little over my own behaviour and the decisions I've made throughout my life, where I've gone wrong and how to not make the same mistake again.

On a typical Friday night I am

Sometimes working, dammit. Other times I'm not looking to go out, it's a friday night! Fridays are for the hoodie wearing chavs.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

that being alone in a pub really freaks me out! Even when just waiting for late friends, it's like I flashed forward 25 years and I've ended up as the sad old guy sitting on his own, rolling a fag and watching the young chickens squandering their youth with longing, envy-filled eyes.

I guess I can break that down to fearing my own mortality. Even though Buddhist teachings speak of reincarnation, I'm very fond of my current shell. It's a pretty good model.

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you've got any wish to. Say hello, I often say hello back.

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