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40 Denver, CO Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 3
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Strictly monogamous
Has kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Turkish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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BEFORE you message me, read my profile in its entirety! Do not send me a message based on my profile photo. If people bothered to even read the first few paragraphs, I wouldn't get 1/3 of the messages I do.

Yes, I am a real person and yes, this profile is 100% serious. Don't like it? Stop reading! And PLEASE stop being a creeper. I don't know if you're waiting to see if I change something I've written or if you're just a sick fuck, masturbating to my photos. I can see how often you visit and it is NOT flattering. If I haven't messaged you back after you've checked me out three times, it's not going to happen. Keep searching already!

Taller, heavier guys with facial hair... move to the front of the line! I definitely have a "type." I know what I like and I definately like BIG. Though more of a "lumberjack" big as opposed to a "biker" big. And please, no alcoholics. Photos of you holding an alcoholic beverage are an incredible turn off for me and will absolutely make me think twice. And even though marijuana is legal now, I do not use it (or any other drug, for that matter.) I am not impressed by you posing with your plants or smoking a blunt. Sorry.

*PLEASE TAKE NOTE* If your opening message to me is sexually explicit or overtly suggestive, I will report you. I am not on this site to do you any favors. And you will NOT get my attention trying to be cutesy about it. So have some couth and earn my respect. If you're decent and amicable, you'll earn my trust... and eventually, maybe we'll get to the intimate stuff. But try and be a gentleman. Woo me a bit. You'll be amazed at where it might get you.

I'm a divorced mom of 3 amazing (and very challenging) little boys. I've been divorced since 2008 and it's time to find a special guy for a meaningful, long term relationship. I am definately looking for something with the possibility of a future. But if sparks don't fly and things don't work out that way, I would also like to just make some new friends to spend time with. This means I am also open to meeting women for friendships, though I am not advertising myself to the female population. I'd love to go out to eat or catch a movie with someone. I do have more guy friends than girl friends, but I am tired of being "just friends" all the time. I want a guy to call my own.... one who isn't afraid to call me his Baby and introduce me to his friends and family. It's been far too long that I've been alone in that regards.

What I am NOT looking for is a meaningless fling. Nor am I readily available for a spontaneous blow job (I'm not kidding.) I am definitely not "DTF." There is a reason I did not choose "Casual Sex" as one of my options and if it is one of yours, I will remain wary. I am not looking to be someone's fuck buddy, nor do I want to be the "other woman." So if you are married and/ or are in an open relationship, I don't want any part of it. I need to be the only woman in your life. Not an option. I invest too much time and emotional commitment in my relationships to waste it on a meaningless, dead end, part time encounter with no future. When I love, I love hard and I don't hold anything back. If you get me, I am all yours. I hope someone sees that potential in me and will let me be a part of their life.

*I am going to say it here because some people don't bother reading my profile to the end. I am NOT looking for phone sex, Skyping or webcam of any kind. I do not even own a webcam. So if that's all you're interested in, then please move on to the next pretty face you see. I am looking for something REAL from this website. That means meeting someone in real life. Not in another country or another state or over the phone. Thanks.*
What I’m doing with my life
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Ok... so I just had a baby in August, and there have been a lot of life changes for me this year (2014). There are going to be alot more changes in the near future, as well. My baby's father and I remain close and he is very much around to co-parent his son with me. I am not looking for someone to take his place. Obviously, you are going to ask for details and I'd be willing to explain any questions you might have. But you have to assure me that you are genuinely interested in a relationship and not just looking for something convenient, for the time being. I certainly don't have time to waste on someone who's not serious or who isn't thinking about the future. I have to worry about me and my kids first! I realize I will lose most of your interest at this point, and that's fine. I just need to make myself clear here.

I really wish I could change my screenname. While I have always been (and always will be) honest to a fault, the whole "cute" thing really doesn't describe me at all. :(

"I'm not living.... I'm just killing time."

"Let me in, where only your thoughts have been. Let me occupy your mind, as you do mine."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation...... and other exceptional oral skills... talking, eating, drinking, kissing, biting... that kind of stuff. Oh heck yes.... I do thoroughly enjoy biting. And kissing. And biting while kissing. ;)
Hardcore cuddling for long periods of time (I thrive off touch.) Procrastination. Caring too much. Being late. Driving in the snow. EBay. Doubting myself. Belly rubs. ;) Smelling incredible. Spending all day in bed. Attracting douchebags. Getting shy, all of a sudden. Self-criticism. Making mountains out of molehills. Being uncomfortable in temperatures over 70 degrees. Opening my heart and my home to sweet, innocent, less-fortunate creatures of the feline variety. Spending money like I actually HAVE it. Being excessively generous and going out of my way for the people I care about (even when most of them don't deserve it.) Ignoring red flags...
And apparently I am great at misleading people. Either that or some people REALLY can't process what I'm saying in my profile. Or they choose to ignore it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Honest people will say it is my breasts. Polite people will say my eyes. Then, of course, there's my hair. (It changes a few times a year. Though I usually stick to a blonde/ strawberry theme.) Actually, some people are made aware by hearing me before they ever see me. Don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.... And I'm not skinny. If you want to hate on fat girls, do it in private. Sorry I wasted your time.
I have tattoos and piercings, but not in excess and they are tasteful. (I did not say tasty...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- I like anything by Michael Slade, Carl Sagan, Martin Gardner, Dean Koontz, John Saul, Robert Doherty, Robin Cook. I also like Naruto manga.

I don't own a working TV. I usually get stuff off the internet when I see something interesting. I do enjoy Hell's Kitchen, Master Chef (and Master Chef Junior) and Cutthroat Kitchen. The only movies I ever watch are the ones I own on DVD. I haven't been to a movie theater in almost 2 years.
-The Fountain, Happy Texas, Cherry Blossoms, My Name is Khan, Kama Sutra, The Reader, Requiem for a Dream, Japanese Story... I like foreign films. I enjoyed the X-Files when it was on TV. Who out there liked Millennium? And MST3K. I also own the complete Lexx series and the original 16 volumes of Naruto.

I love Japanese, Thai and Asian food. Middle Eastern/ Levantine is awesome. Mediterranean and Italian are great, too. I used to eat out all the time, but money issues have dictated that I must cook at home more often. Or else eat pizza every day. (Job perk.) Snooze! Thai Pot Cafe, Mataam Fez, Jerusalem, Marrakech, Thai Pan, Kokoro, Osaka, Swing Thai, Heidi's Brooklyn Deli, Jose O'Shea's, Yak and Yeti, Pasquini's, Big City Burritos, Pete's Kitchen, Popeye's, The Melting Pot, Maggiano's, The Cheesecake Factory. Curry chicken pot pie. And Whole Foods' chocolate mousse. Oh! And of course... I LOVE PEACH PIE!

I give all types of music a chance. But more often than not I am listening to techno, EDM, dubstep, electro swing, etc. Some of the variety I listen to would include: Sigur Ros/ Jonsi, Parov Stelar, Jamie Berry, Radiohead/ Thom Yorke, Incubus, Ellie Goulding, Passion Pit, Skrillex, Burial, Trentemoller, Massive Attack, Fear Factory, Mika, Mt. Eden Dubstep, I'm Not a Band, Martin Solveig, Coldplay, Avicii, Alesso, Journey, Mumford and Sons, Jamiroquai, SHM, Bjork, Dead Can Dance, Daft Punk, PanPot, Dapayk, Deadmau5, TMBG, Paul Simon, the Pretenders, Bloody Beetroots, Muse, DJ Shadow, DJ Krush. I also really like Turkish music (Tarkan, Murat Boz, Kenan Dogulu, Sultan Tunc, Soner Sarikabadayi, Davut Guloglu, Kazim Koyuncu.) Bonus points if you recognize any of the Turkish artists I mentioned.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order...
1. my phone
2. my laptop and/ or my Nook (it has all my photos, music, videos and the internet)
3. intense make out sessions
4. music
5. my kids
6a. my cats- You must be able to at least tolerate cats. I have 3. If you're allergic, that's a deal-breaker. I've had cats since before my kids were even born. Sorry, but they're not going anywhere.
6b. my car- I just got a new used car. I need my car for my job. So yeah, I can't do without it.
6c. caffeinated beverages
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sexy, big guys with facial hair... and how much I'd love to just hold them, extensively.
Yeti-bears. :D
How so many of you send me a cheesy one-liner about my cute/sexy/amazing smile when I am not smiling in ANY of my pictures! Be original for fuck's sake!
Why some of you guys post photos of your naked torso, from your neck to your waist, and you can't even see your face. Is that really the type of first impression you want to make to a random stranger on a dating site? Do you truly believe a woman will base your value on a body pic alone? How shallow... But you guys do it to us all the time, so I stand corrected. :(
Honestly, I try not to think too much. It hurts. But there are so many things I'd like to change in my life right now. I just get overwhelmed sometimes. I think alot about my kids.... how I could be a better parent. I share custody of my 2 oldest with my ex and I wish there was more I could do to spend more time with them. :(
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home with my baby. I have no social life. By creating this profile and reaching out to those of you who are looking for someone to share their free time with, I am hoping to change that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am not a private person and I will tell you anything, honestly. (This is NOT an open opportunity to bring up sex!)
You should message me if
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Actually, you shouldn't. I almost never respond. Lately, I've been the one to send the first message. And that hasn't been very often. This dating site has been quite a disappointment and I've pretty much given up hope that anything will ever come of it. I only keep my profile active to see how many of you are actually paying attention and how many of you just blatantly break the rules and do one of the aforementioned things I specifically said NOT to do. Call me a bitch if it makes you feel better. It wouldn't be the first time...

You're a tall, sexy, bearded beast who is serious about meeting an honest, good-hearted, passionate woman.

You've already considered it before you got this far. ;)

You should definately message me if I messaged you first, no matter the circumstances.

You find me remotely interesting, you like what I have to say and you think we might just get along. We can exchange messages and get to know each other for a bit. Then maybe we can meet up for coffee or drinks or whatever. It would be extremely helpful if you lived relatively close to Denver and had your own means of transportation.

I've answered over 700 of those questions they ask you and alot of things have changed in my life in the 3 or so years it's been since I filled them out. I try to keep them updated and add explanations as needed. But please don't necessarily judge me based on that. I am amazed at how many people actually read my answers and ask me about some of the things I've said. I totally forget alot of them! My wants, needs and values have changed as I have changed. And I'm sure I would change some of the answers if I had the time to go over them all again.

Please do NOT message me if you are in another state and have no plans on meeting me. Or if you are just after phone sex or Skyping or whatever. You're just wasting my time.