Yes, I am a real person and yes, this profile is 100% serious. Don't like it? Stop reading! And PLEASE stop being a creeper. I don't know if you're waiting to see if I change something I've written or if you're just a sick fuck, masturbating to my photos. I can see how often you visit and it is NOT flattering. If I haven't messaged you back after you've checked me out three times, it's not going to happen. Keep searching already!
Taller, heavier guys with facial hair... move to the front of the line! I definitely have a "type." I know what I like and I definately like BIG. Though more of a "lumberjack" big as opposed to a "biker" big. And please, no alcoholics. Photos of you holding an alcoholic beverage are an incredible turn off for me and will absolutely make me think twice. And even though marijuana is legal now, I do not use it (or any other drug, for that matter.) I am not impressed by you posing with your plants or smoking a blunt. Sorry.
*PLEASE TAKE NOTE* If your opening message to me is sexually explicit or overtly suggestive, I will report you. I am not on this site to do you any favors. And you will NOT get my attention trying to be cutesy about it. So have some couth and earn my respect. If you're decent and amicable, you'll earn my trust... and eventually, maybe we'll get to the intimate stuff. But try and be a gentleman. Woo me a bit. You'll be amazed at where it might get you.
I'm a divorced mom of 3 amazing (and very challenging) little boys. I've been divorced since 2008 and it's time to find a special guy for a meaningful, long term relationship. I am definately looking for something with the possibility of a future. But if sparks don't fly and things don't work out that way, I would also like to just make some new friends to spend time with. This means I am also open to meeting women for friendships, though I am not advertising myself to the female population. I'd love to go out to eat or catch a movie with someone. I do have more guy friends than girl friends, but I am tired of being "just friends" all the time. I want a guy to call my own.... one who isn't afraid to call me his Baby and introduce me to his friends and family. It's been far too long that I've been alone in that regards.
What I am NOT looking for is a meaningless fling. Nor am I readily available for a spontaneous blow job (I'm not kidding.) I am definitely not "DTF." There is a reason I did not choose "Casual Sex" as one of my options and if it is one of yours, I will remain wary. I am not looking to be someone's fuck buddy, nor do I want to be the "other woman." So if you are married and/ or are in an open relationship, I don't want any part of it. I need to be the only woman in your life. Not an option. I invest too much time and emotional commitment in my relationships to waste it on a meaningless, dead end, part time encounter with no future. When I love, I love hard and I don't hold anything back. If you get me, I am all yours. I hope someone sees that potential in me and will let me be a part of their life.
*I am going to say it here because some people don't bother reading my profile to the end. I am NOT looking for phone sex, Skyping or webcam of any kind. I do not even own a webcam. So if that's all you're interested in, then please move on to the next pretty face you see. I am looking for something REAL from this website. That means meeting someone in real life. Not in another country or another state or over the phone. Thanks.*