and on we go..
Hello, ladies, look at your computer, now back to me, now back at your computer, now back to me. Sadly, your computer isn't me, but if you stopped what you're doing and sent me a message, it could be me instead. Look down, back up, where are you? You're still reading this when you could be with a real man. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when you send me a message. Queue the secret agent music..
Now I'm guessing I have your attention.. back at me..
You're dealing with the ultimate gentleman/bad boy. No matter what happens, at the end of the day I'll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, "How come I've never met a guy like this before??!!" Details at 11.
I hate it when women are "DROP DEAD GORGEOUS" on the outside and "DROP DEAD GARBAGE" on the inside. Dont be like that.
I can throw a football over those mountains over there. I have won numerous elementary school art awards. I can wear a bandana on my head without looking like a clown. I can juggle 3 items of the same shape, weight, and size for an average of 25 seconds. When I get really bored, I like to go to people's houses and see how many household items I can turn upside down before they notice. So far my record is 27. I believe if the plural of mouse is mice, then the plural of spouse should be spice. I love my mother very much, I always wear clean socks, and I do my own cooking when I can. Let me explain what exactly I'm looking for in a metaphor. Being able to do a backflip demonstrates that you possess a lot of the qualities I seek in a companion. They take commitment and hard work to learn. Doing them on demand shows that you have a fun, adventurous personality. They also take a certain amount of coordination and athleticism. While I don't need you to be able to do backflips, nor do I expect you to..I'm looking for someone with those qualities. I just want to meet up breifly to see if there is chemistry between us. That, or potential for a friendship. I'm fine with both outcomes-or neither. But we will never know unless you send that message.
And PLEASE don't message me if you are just looking to hook up, because im not that type of girl and I wont respond.
stay thirsty my friends...