A man's highest calling is to protect woman, so she is free to walk the earth unharmed. His lowest calling is to ambush and force his way into the life of a woman. "
- Native American Cherokee Proverb
Hey-o! Nice to meet ya, I'm Kitten.
I've been on here for a while and have rewritten my profile a couple times. This time, I'm going to make it short and sweet--
I'm a gamer, a geek, and a nerd – my current addiction is Skyrim.
I love to learn, game, and study – documentaries are fascinating and if you don't learn something new every day, then you're missing out on so much!
I'm a writer and artist at the end of the day.
I'm not looking to do one-night stands. They're a waste of everyone's time. Unless you want to catch coffee or lunch, you're going to be barking up the wrong tree. (Hint, hint! Coffee is amazing!)
I was a soldier in the Army and was discharged due to medical reasons. I was a military police officer.
I'm going back to school when my father's cancer goes into remission. Yes, cancer – it sucks, but it's reality.
I'm no one's sugar mama, so don't even ask. (Yes, it has happened.)
I don't drink or smoke, so please don't ask. I'm not a party girl, either.
I'm a zombie survivalist and can teach you how.
I love knives, guns, and mechanics. I did a year of automotive before leaving Michigan and living in Colorado.
I'm a flexitarian; which, for those who don't know, means I only eat meat two or three times a week. No, I'm not a hippie – I'm doing it for the health benefits.
I speak English, Spanish, and German. I want to learn Arabic and Latin. Maybe Greek.
I only bite when asked to.
I'm 420-friendly and very much into an alternative lifestyle.