Fuck you, I'm
awesome.
I am serious about this.
(also, sorry ladies, but i am unapologetically spoke fer. however,
i am always looking for cool dudes and awesome ladies to get drunk
and/or crunk with. if you live around atlanta and want to rock out
like warriors at the gates of dawn, fuckin' holler.)
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The Skinny
How Well We Know Him
Ethnicity White
Height 6' 2" (1.87m).
Looking For New friends, Activity partners
Smokes No
Drinks Often
Drugs Sometimes
Religion Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign Sagittarius but it doesn't matter
Education Working on masters program
Job Student
Income $20,000-$30,000
Kids Likes children, but doesn't want any
Pets Owns cats
Languages English (Fluently)
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My Notes edit
My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
ferfin' my way through grad school, practicing my Johnny Cash
impression, collecting dust, toys, and debt.
I'm really good at
Finding ridiculous things on the internet. Ferreting information
away in my brain. Driving. Hopefully, not flunking out of grad
school. I'm a pretty decent house painter. Coming up with dumbass
plans that I'll never carry out (example: trying out for "American
Idol", despite the fact that I'm a mediocre, if enthusiastic,
singer at best). Making stuff up.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
That I'm awesome. And loud.
The six things I could never do without
Oh, lawsey:
*Music. i resent the shit out of people who say they listen to "everything but country and rap" because you're really painting yourself out of some very interesting corners. i defy you to listen to merle haggard's "mama tried" and not feel the hell out of what that man is saying.
*People to talk to or some other means of blabbing about crap.
*A sense of humor.
*The honest and firm belief that, in the end, things will probably work out in a relatively OK fashion.
*Something to collect and/or obcess over. Whether it's action figures or information or phone ringers or CDs or just brightly colored pieces of paper, I have a tendency to find something, focus on it, and then chase it until either it gets tired or I do.
*Clothes. I'd hate to have to go all over the place naked. That might be a bit awkward, unless it was some kind of post-apocalyptic scenario where I was the Last Man On Earth and there weren't any people about to gawk, but even then, I'd like something to keep my junk from snagging on a bush or whatever.
*Music. i resent the shit out of people who say they listen to "everything but country and rap" because you're really painting yourself out of some very interesting corners. i defy you to listen to merle haggard's "mama tried" and not feel the hell out of what that man is saying.
*People to talk to or some other means of blabbing about crap.
*A sense of humor.
*The honest and firm belief that, in the end, things will probably work out in a relatively OK fashion.
*Something to collect and/or obcess over. Whether it's action figures or information or phone ringers or CDs or just brightly colored pieces of paper, I have a tendency to find something, focus on it, and then chase it until either it gets tired or I do.
*Clothes. I'd hate to have to go all over the place naked. That might be a bit awkward, unless it was some kind of post-apocalyptic scenario where I was the Last Man On Earth and there weren't any people about to gawk, but even then, I'd like something to keep my junk from snagging on a bush or whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Angelo Moore, lead singer of Fishbone. It's got to be pretty damn
crazy up inside his skull. Party at Ground Zero, indeed.
(hey. they changed this question since I answered it. it used to be something about swapping brains. however, that makes this answer even funnier, so fuck it.)
(hey. they changed this question since I answered it. it used to be something about swapping brains. however, that makes this answer even funnier, so fuck it.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends drinking or at home fighting the internet
in a five million on one cage match.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
I'm an enormous dorkus malorkus.
You should message me if
you think i'm sexy aaaand you want my body, cooooome on baby, let
me know.
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