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HopeIsABastard

23 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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What I’m doing with my life
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Working full time and going to school, trying to finish my degree in Computer Science.
I’m really good at
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procrastinating, making lame jokes, and proof reading.
The first things people usually notice about me
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how loud I am. I mean, I am trying to work on using my inside voice more, but habits are not easy to break.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Not much of a reader (though I am trying to change that), so just the easy stuff like Harry Potter and the Hunger Games and such.

Movies:
I Love You Man, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

Shows:
How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Doctor Who, Arrow

Music:
Ben Folds (my username comes from one of his songs), Jason Mraz, Randy Rogers Band, Foo Fighters, Childish Gambino
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Beer
My Computer
Netflix
My Car
My Board Games

I suppose technically these are all things that I COULD do without, but it would be complete agony.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ways that I could use my prospective programming degree to help people or make their lives better. Also, usernames that would I could have chosen for this website that would have made me sound less cynical.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing board games, drinking beer, hanging out with my friends, or watching hockey. None of these items are mutually exclusive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I loved the movie Speed Racer. I would say it is a guilty pleasure, but I don't see anything guilty about it.
You should message me if
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you want to talk or think that I seem like somebody you would get along with.

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