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HopelesslyThoro

29 M Grover Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Transportation
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Like a bag of free swag at a convention, I'm a mix of all things wierd and nerdy! Dr Who, Steampunk, Anime, Adventure time, Video games, Board games... and yes, even D&D.

So hop on board the nerd express, CHOO CHOO!*

*Note: I hate model trains. only dorks like model trains; I mean seriously... LAME
What I’m doing with my life
Saving money with a chill job, driving delivery for medical marijuana. (ethnobotanica AKA Pot Deli if you're medical and want a good deal) What am I gonna spend that saved money on? I dunno, maybe a DeLorean.

I'm mostly working on myself for the moment, but that mostly involves doing whatever is fun and happy, which also happens to be hanging out with people and going on adventures! (physically and in a D&D way... did I mention I liked nerdy shit?)
I’m really good at
Using superfluous punctuation.

Also finding ways to slip the word 'superfluous' into casual conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome of Cmd. Riker Beards. TNG hairstyles are the best.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Man... I could write a book on this section, then read that book, and add it too the list of this section, requiring a revised version of the book to be published!

ATTENTION, TV SHOWS AND MOVES HAVE NOW BEEN RECLASSIFIED!

Netflix / Internet watching stuff: Parks and Rec., Star Trek TNG, Dr. Who, Sherlock, Back to the future, Adventure time, Tangled, Regular show, Steven Universe, Big Bang theory (a guilty pleasure), Airplane, The Matrix, The Avengers (TV show and movie), Into the woods, Iron Giant, Spirited away, The Rocketeer, Fists of Fury, Casino Royal, The Fifth element, Samurai Jack, Wakfu (bonus points if you know what that is) and oh so much more!

Books: I listen to audio books from time to time, recently I listened to 'The Wordy Shipmates', a history book on the 1600s colonists of Massachusetts.

Music aka what Pandora claims I like: Chrome sparks, Arcade fire, Gorillaz, Postal service, Alt J, and some regular people music too!

Food: yes, please.
The six things I could never do without
I really enjoy hanging with my friends and I would be lost without them.

I need my car to get around and work.

My electronic gadgets (TV, Laptop, Cellphone)

and... well that's mostly it. Maybe some good jams for long car trips.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I should launch my parody nerd rap career.
On a typical Friday night I am
Boardgame night with my friends! Not sure when it became a tradition, but now its on every Friday, and I'm ok with that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I like table top RPGs Like dungeons and dragons. *GASP*

Also, I watch Saturday morning cartoons... AND LOVE EM!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are interested in going to see a movie, or if you want to talk about meta-physics till 4am at Dennys, or if you find nerds sexy.

Also, bonus points for being short, curvy, a redhead, or have freckles. (If you are all of these, I may believe you are some form of elaborate hoax to lure me to a hotel room and steal many of my organs.)