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29 Grover Beach, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:49pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Like a bag of free swag at a convention, I'm a mix of all things wierd and nerdy! Dr Who, Steampunk, Anime, Adventure time, Video games, Board games... and yes, even D&D.

So hop on board the nerd express, CHOO CHOO!*

*Note: I hate model trains. only dorks like model trains; I mean seriously... LAME
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saving money with a chill job, driving delivery for medical marijuana. (ethnobotanica AKA Pot Deli if you're medical and want a good deal) What am I gonna spend that saved money on? I dunno, maybe a DeLorean.

I'm mostly working on myself for the moment, but that mostly involves doing whatever is fun and happy. I am also running the Wednesday night D&D groups at Captian Nemos Comics in SLO (You were already warned about the nerd parts...)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using superfluous punctuation.

Also finding ways to slip the word 'superfluous' into casual conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My awesome of Cmd. Riker Beards. TNG hairstyles are the best.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Man... I could write a book on this section, then read that book, and add it too the list of this section, requiring a revised version of the book to be published!


Netflix / Internet watching stuff: Parks and Rec., Star Trek TNG, Dr. Who, Sherlock, Back to the future, Adventure time, Tangled, Regular show, Steven Universe, Big Bang theory (a guilty pleasure), Airplane, The Matrix, The Avengers (TV show and movie), Into the woods, Iron Giant, Spirited away, The Rocketeer, Fists of Fury, Casino Royal, The Fifth element, Samurai Jack, Wakfu (bonus points if you know what that is) and oh so much more!

Books: I listen to audio books from time to time, recently I listened to 'The Wordy Shipmates', a history book on the 1600s colonists of Massachusetts.

Music aka what Pandora claims I like: Chrome sparks, Arcade fire, Gorillaz, Postal service, Alt J, and some regular people music too!

Food: yes, please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I really enjoy hanging with my friends and I would be lost without them.

I need my car to get around and work.

My electronic gadgets (TV, Laptop, Cellphone)

and... well that's mostly it. Maybe some good jams for long car trips.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I should launch my parody nerd rap career.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Boardgame night with my friends! Not sure when it became a tradition, but now its on every Friday, and I'm ok with that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I like table top RPGs Like dungeons and dragons. *GASP*

Also, I watch Saturday morning cartoons... AND LOVE EM!
You should message me if
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you are interested in going to see a movie, or if you want to talk about meta-physics till 4am at Dennys, or if you find nerds sexy.

Also, bonus points for being short, curvy, a redhead, or have freckles. (If you are all of these, I may believe you are some form of elaborate hoax to lure me to a hotel room and steal many of my organs.)